Two men in a bar were having a drinking competition. The first one said "I can drink a schooner all in one shot", and he did. The other one did the same. This went on for a while with the second man copying everything the first man was doing. Finally the first man said "well can you do this" went to the window, jumped out, spun around in the air and came back in. The second man said OK, jumped out the window and fell two stories to the ground. The bartender shook his head at the first man and said "Superman, you're really nasty when you're drunk!"
2007-03-18 14:14:26 · 17 answers · asked by BeckV 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Sorry. I know it's bad.
2007-03-18 14:14:55 · update #1
terrible, terrible joke (thanks for the laugh)
2007-03-18 14:27:51 · answer #1 · answered by Experto Credo 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i read this one in a newspaper but it was a little different.
I lady walks into a bar and sees a handsome young man sitting at the bar drinking.
She walks up to him and asked "What are u drinking?"
the man says "I'm drinking a magical drink"
the lady laughed saying "I don't believe you.."
So the guy takes a sip of it, jumps out the window and flew around the building twice
The guy came back and said to the girl "have a go"
So the girl ordered the same drink, took a sip and jumped out the window, fell two stories and died
The bartender shook his head and said "You're such a jerk when you drunk superman"
2007-03-19 01:52:09 · answer #2 · answered by kitty_angel611 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Superman wouldn't do that, he's for good not evil
and if he did he would save the drunk at the last minute like he did when Lois fell.
unless the drunk was a real jerk.
morbid funny hahahahaha.
2007-03-18 21:24:40 · answer #3 · answered by kenmauiphoto 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad but I heard it here 6/10
2007-03-18 22:34:23 · answer #4 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Traditionally, Superman is not affected by any chemicals. He cannot become drunk.
2007-03-18 21:28:28 · answer #5 · answered by Jack 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually wasn't that bad
2007-03-18 21:25:07 · answer #6 · answered by snowluk 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG sooo funny!
2007-03-18 21:43:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Um... yea ( no offence ) but it is a bad joke.. lol
2007-03-18 21:17:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nah...its ok...made me smile.
2007-03-18 21:18:01 · answer #9 · answered by Bella 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yea its bad i heard it on comedycentral.com
2007-03-18 21:18:00 · answer #10 · answered by *~cassie~* 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
mmm not that bad
2007-03-18 21:28:47 · answer #11 · answered by Brooklynn 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋