Two duck hunters weren't having any luck on their outings, noticing that whenever they got close enough to a pond that was full of game, the duck would fly away. They did notice that cattle were able to get close enough to them, even wading out into the pond, and the duck were undisturbed.
The first hunted told the second, "Hey, what if we were to stitch together two cowhides, hide underneath with our shotguns, we'd be able to walk together right up to the water's edge!" the second hunter agreed, and they tried the new plan, buying the hides, and draping them over both hunters.
As they walked up to the water's edge, the front hunter noticed," Hey, look at all those ducks!!!!!"
The 2nd hunter said " Forget those ducks, here comes the BULL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
2007-03-18 13:41:51 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL BEEF....ITS WHAT'S FOR DINNER!!
2007-03-24 09:01:37 · answer #1 · answered by SallySunshine 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A third hunter comes up with a disguise as a donkey.
2007-03-18 13:52:00 · answer #2 · answered by Kitty 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha! R-U-N!!! LOL.
Good One!
Thanks for the laughs! Have a great week!
2007-03-18 17:45:55 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol el~oh~el
2007-03-24 15:07:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-03-18 15:19:46 · answer #5 · answered by Brooklynn 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
huh?
2007-03-24 16:42:05 · answer #6 · answered by trecool_goody2shoes_me 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha.....nr
2007-03-23 12:53:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋