A woman calls a male escort agency and asks for the most mind-blowing s#x she's ever had. They say they'll send over their best stud - Gunners. A while later, the doorbell rings but when she answers the door, she sees a man with no arms and no legs down on the floor. "Helloooo, I am Gunners," says the man.
"You?" says the woman. "How can you give me the most mind-blowing passion I've ever had? You've got no arms and no legs."
"Listen, lady," says Gunners, I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"
2007-03-18 13:34:27 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Impresive!
But,can he create a doughnut, polo mint and onion ring kebab????
P.s
For the record...attempting to add hot chocolate sauce to the list of additions is not advisable. now, were did i put that tube of savlon ????
x
2007-03-18 13:54:22 · answer #1 · answered by trickyrick32 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
pmsl 10/10
2007-03-19 03:51:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
9/10
Keep smilin'.
2007-03-19 00:17:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hee hee cute
2007-03-18 20:39:23 · answer #4 · answered by Toto! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
one of your grossest jokes but lol!
2007-03-18 21:16:07 · answer #5 · answered by lalala 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-03-18 20:47:51 · answer #6 · answered by me 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
love it
2007-03-18 20:37:13 · answer #7 · answered by thebear 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. All right, then! LOL.
2007-03-19 00:46:44 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-03-18 20:40:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Ding dong!!
2007-03-18 20:43:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋