a working mom was away on business. she called home and her young son answered the phone. the first thing out of his mouth was"mom, mom, the cat died". mom was very upset and crying. she loved the cat dearly. later that evening the boy's father explained that when telling someone bad news you should take it slowly. like with the cat, you could have said " mom, the cat got on the roof". then you could have said "mom, the cat fell off the roof". then you could have said "mom, the cat died". a couple of days later the mother calls and again her young son gets on the phone. she asked him "how are things going"? he replied very clamly " grandma got on the roof".
2007-03-18 13:32:45 · 10 answers · asked by cookie 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i love stars.....
2007-03-18 13:33:23 · update #1
That was FUUUNNNNYYYYY!
( I starred ya too!)
2007-03-18 16:42:45 · answer #1 · answered by Vicky 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Some people don't know about the stars, but I gave you one. That was good joke though, some others did not get one.
2007-03-18 13:46:51 · answer #2 · answered by Big C 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Aaw! Lawd! LOL.
Poor Grandma! LOL.
Thanks for the laughs, and have a great week!
2007-03-18 17:49:56 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one.
Came from the movie 'Capricorn One' in the 70's (i think)
O.J Simpson was in it.
2007-03-18 13:36:31 · answer #4 · answered by Skyhawk 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
heard it before... still pretty funny. what would happen if you got on the roof...
tee hee
2007-03-18 13:36:31 · answer #5 · answered by Toto! 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
That's pretty good.
2007-03-18 13:37:33 · answer #6 · answered by alwaysmoose 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-03-18 14:00:21 · answer #7 · answered by qųěęŋ ŏf ħęãŗţş 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha!
2007-03-20 11:40:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
uh.. ok
2007-03-18 13:36:32 · answer #9 · answered by oNe.Love. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok .......... cute
2007-03-18 13:36:56 · answer #10 · answered by asphyxia 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋