Two friends, a blonde and a redhead, are walking down the street and pass a flower shop where the redhead sees her boyfriend buying her flowers.
The Redhead sighs and says: "Oh crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again."
The blonde looks quizzically at her and says: "You don't like getting flowers from your boyfriend?"
The redhead replies: "I love getting flowers, but he always has expectations after giving me flowers, and I just don't feel like spending the next three days on my back with my legs in the air."
The blonde says: ........"Don't you have a vase?"
2007-03-18 13:25:18 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
omg i was soooooooo not expecting that!!!! FUNNY!!! LMAO!!!! 9/10
2007-03-18 13:28:28 · answer #1 · answered by Toto! 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hay it is good 9 out of 10
2007-03-18 21:54:39 · answer #2 · answered by Brooklynn 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is really hilarious!! I'm blonde and I love it!!!
2007-03-19 02:46:24 · answer #3 · answered by Arrica C 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol . that's hilarious . it sounds like what a blonde would say lol
2007-03-19 08:00:39 · answer #4 · answered by ms01 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kool.
2007-03-18 20:34:13 · answer #5 · answered by Beau R 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol good one
2007-03-18 20:28:40 · answer #6 · answered by Nikos N 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats why we love blonds------- easy to make fun of.
2007-03-19 00:09:35 · answer #7 · answered by wilber 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha! i love blondes!
2007-03-18 20:51:04 · answer #8 · answered by keets 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nasty boy, what they gonna do when the cops come for you. lol
2007-03-18 20:31:15 · answer #9 · answered by Big C 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i'll tell ya, that is one smart blonde!
2007-03-18 20:28:59 · answer #10 · answered by DivaHawk 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋