what higher authority do I go to?
2007-03-18 13:24:36 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
cos your mums not a virgin???
2007-03-18 13:41:58 · answer #1 · answered by hollyb20 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Because he has six other patients all claiming to be Jesus too. Which really sux for those of you who are Jesus. Maybe you should go for a name claim change. Try being some farmer bloke what lived five hundred years ago. You don't have to be anyone important, look at you right now, you're not important to anyone but you and that quackhead doctor what charges you $200 per hour to listen to you rant on about being Jesus. Why does everyone with a delusional aspect to their character feel the need to be somebody famous from fictional history. I have a friend who claims to have been one of the lesser known elves from the Lord of the Rings books, drives his shrink crazy with it. I know someone else who claims to have been Walt Disney's mechanic in a former life. And you can see how it would work, you can't debate that he may have been. But Jesus? If you are Jesus, stop all the crazy sh*t going on, and SHOW US THE PEACE! Otherwise you're just another egotistical crackpot, who can't come to grips with the fact you're just an average bloke, who'll amount to being just another average life. So stop with the cr*p, get off the couch, and go and get a proper job.
2007-03-18 20:56:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Switch psychiatrists. If you are having a psychotic episode and want to be called "Jesus" any good psychiatrist would call you Jesus.
So you don't eat them and all.
G'night Jesus.
2007-03-18 22:25:29 · answer #3 · answered by Me, Thrice-Baked 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you were Jesus then by definition you would also be God. Allegedly there is no higher authority so complain to yourself. Knock back a couple of Prozac and stop posting pish like this. Crazy little horse xx
2007-03-18 20:29:00 · answer #4 · answered by tara_365 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
He does call you Jesus,his secretary told me that when she told him you had made an appointment, he said, Jesus not him again.
2007-03-18 21:43:53 · answer #5 · answered by Aonarach 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think the "higher authority" you should be bowing down to is your anti-psychotic medications.
2007-03-18 20:29:50 · answer #6 · answered by Dirk Johnson 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
because you arnt jesus no wonder you are seeing a psychiatrist if you want to be called jesus.
2007-03-18 20:30:20 · answer #7 · answered by pinky85 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
'Cause then he'd have to write down and keep track of everything you say, and then write a Bible about it and try to spread the word. And then if he "Spread the word", it would be a violation of the whole doctor/patient privilege and he could lose his license. It would be a whole THING.
2007-03-18 20:34:59 · answer #8 · answered by Jess H 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
well if you insist on making crazy claims hun look what happened to the last fella he got nailed to a cross just be glad youre only being ignored
2007-03-18 20:34:21 · answer #9 · answered by nendlin 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Because my real name is Dan Dare and you sir are an idiot...! I fart in your general direction!
2007-03-18 20:34:21 · answer #10 · answered by slıɐuǝoʇ 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
change your name then your psychiatrist will have to or delude themself that you haven't changed your name & you can make a formal complaint x
eta. if you change it and get it on your passport you'll have proof and then who can disagree???
2007-03-18 20:28:10 · answer #11 · answered by aria 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋