2007-03-18 13:23:49 · 13 answers · asked by Mayonaise 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Not only doesn't god love you, he is disgusted with you. First of all, you are pretending to be a cat, and that is one of the things he really hates, people who pretend to be cats.
Get down on your knees and raise your hands to the ceiling, and shriek unto him your repentence, as a human should. Perhaps god's disgust will be abated somewhat.
2007-03-18 13:30:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Well, the Lord is merciful and tender hearted and God IS love, so I guess that He wouldn't be adverse to giving you a little peck on the cheek.
2007-03-18 20:56:10 · answer #2 · answered by Martin S 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont think chuck norris would want to kiss your furry face, he might put a roundhouse kick on it though
2007-03-18 20:26:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Right on your cute fuzzy little pink nose, I bet.
Heck, *I'd* kiss your cute fuzzy little pink nose if I didn't think I would get my cute fuzzy little eyeballs ripped right out of their sockets. ;-)
2007-03-18 20:27:33 · answer #4 · answered by Wolfeblayde 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Of course!
2007-03-18 20:26:16 · answer #5 · answered by Cheyuk 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I would kiss your fur so i am sure he would too
2007-03-18 20:27:29 · answer #6 · answered by kinvadave 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. There is no god. But I would! You're a cutie! Do you bite?
2007-03-18 20:26:23 · answer #7 · answered by Gene Rocks! 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
best kiss you ever got lol
2007-03-18 20:29:09 · answer #8 · answered by billthakat 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love it! Thank you. Yes, we both would.
2007-03-18 20:36:12 · answer #9 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Of Course he does :)
2007-03-18 20:26:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋