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i have recently been having strong feeling for my neighbours cat. i get a stiffy whenever i see it in the garden. should i take things further....i can't keep all these feeling bottled up, it is killing me

2007-03-18 13:05:46 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

24 answers

You need help

2007-03-18 13:08:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

of course its wrong to bottle up these feelings...do you not think it would be better to try to get a way of getting to know the cat a bit better before jumping into bed together..you seem to be a little shy and hope you dont mind a wee bit inexperienced on affairs of the heart...so may I suggest you should try speaking to her(Im assuming it is a she)owner and finding out what her likes/dislikes bekore jumping in feet first...also you refer to her as your neighbours cat you must show some respect as she will think how chauvinistic you are SHE does have a name...use it and Im sure wou will be in ***** heaven before you know..good luck and bang her *** off

2007-03-18 13:38:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Watch lot's of Pepe le Pew cartoon's, he's the master!

2007-03-19 01:17:08 · answer #3 · answered by maureen 3 · 0 0

She's married. Also, it would probably kill the cat. If you care for her, you won't **** her to death.

Get off the computer and go meet someone who is your own species.

2007-03-18 13:10:03 · answer #4 · answered by alisongiggles 6 · 0 0

well my suggestion is go and date the cat, just make sure ur neighbor wont find out... im sure she'll be pissed... i ve heaard of people f*cking animals, and they say its really hot. u should try it and tell me how u like it.
:P
have fun with ur cat mate
:P
by the way im not joking.

2007-03-18 13:09:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

well just be nice to her go up to her & pet her & maybe give her some milk maybe you could get her some kitty litter to make her feel extra speical



moron

2007-03-18 13:09:03 · answer #6 · answered by mommaknowsbest 4 · 1 0

I think you need to see a professional doctor and talk to someone.

2007-03-18 13:10:54 · answer #7 · answered by music_lover 2 · 1 1

Get a life.

2007-03-18 13:08:19 · answer #8 · answered by Angela 2 · 1 1

no would leave her alone and see a doctor! your after the wrong kind of P***y

2007-03-18 13:09:39 · answer #9 · answered by kat_luvr2003 6 · 1 0

you know I had to read the first sentence twice. You're funny :)

2007-03-18 13:08:54 · answer #10 · answered by bre714 2 · 1 0

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