Cow not cow's...?

Question

Little 10-year-old Freddie goes for a long weekend with his uncle, a wealthy Hampshire farm owner. One evening, as Uncle John and his wife are entertaining guests with cocktails, they are interrupted by an out-of-breath Freddie who shouts out, ‘Uncle John! Come quick! The bull is fu**ing the cow!’ Uncle John, highly embarrassed, takes young Freddie aside, and explains that a certain amount of decorum is required. ‘You should have said, “The bull is surprising the cow” – not some filth picked up in the playground,’ he says. A few days later, Freddie comes in again as his aunt and uncle are entertaining. ‘Uncle John! The bull is surprising the cows!’ The adults share a knowing grin. Uncle John says, ‘Thank you, Freddie, but surely you meant to say the cow, not cows. A bull cannot “surprise” more than one cow at a time, you know …’ ‘Yes, he can!’ replies his obstinate nephew. ‘He’s f**king the horse!’

Answer 1

Tricky you will be violated AGAIN. They're now blocking some of my jokes :( have another doughnut!

Answer 2

L O L 10/10

Answer 3

Let me know what the horse gives birth to.

Answer 4

Lovely... one of the best i've heard in a while! Keep em coming.

Answer 5

Good one, thats one confused bull

Answer 6

Ooouu!! LOL. LOL.

Naughty, naughty!

Answer 7

Nice try but heard it before!!!

Answer 8

I dont get it either....nevermind i get it now. Took a while though.

Answer 9

took me a while to get it but lmao

Answer 10

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