A ventriloquist walked up to an Indian and said "I'll bet i can make your horse talk."
Indian: "Horse no talk."
Ventriloquist: "Sure, watch this, Hi horse, how does your master treat you?"
Horse: "Oh, he is good to me. He gives me food, water and he keeps me out of the sun."
Ventriloquist: "I'll bet I can make your dog talk."
Indian: "Dog no talk."
Ventriloquist: "Sure, watch this. Dog, how are you? Does your master treat you good?"
Dog: "Oh! he treats me good. He gives me food, water and he plays ball with me."
Ventriloquist: "I'll bet I can make your sheep talk."
Indian: "Sheep lie!! Sheep lie!!"
2007-03-18 12:40:53 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Silence of the lamb ! (ooo, that was a bad pun) :)
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I found a good website for loads of dirty / ish jokes. but so far only one has come up in the list.
I think there watching us Fidgey.
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2007-03-18 13:14:28 · answer #1 · answered by trickyrick32 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL!! Perverted Indian!!
2007-03-18 12:46:08 · answer #2 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey, you gotta change that round to suit a welshman not an indian, then it would be funnier.
2007-03-18 12:47:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Ha!
LOL!
Thanks for giving the Welsh a break!
2007-03-18 13:33:18 · answer #4 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lol 10/10
2007-03-18 20:04:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gee! Why would he think Sheep would give out their little secret?
2007-03-18 12:56:29 · answer #6 · answered by Tanita 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL
9/10
Keep smilin'.
2007-03-18 17:13:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny...thanks for the laugh
2007-03-18 13:17:15 · answer #8 · answered by oh dang!its Katie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they DO lie in case you ask mine....they lie ba-a-a-a-a-ad
2007-03-18 13:00:13 · answer #9 · answered by joe citizen 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
teehee x
2007-03-18 12:48:14 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋