Was the writer of this a genius?

Question

HOW MEN AND WOMEN DIFFER



NICKNAMES

* If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.

* If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.



EATING OUT

* When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in £50, even though it's only for £115.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.

* When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.



MONEY

* A man will pay £2 for a £1 item he needs.

* A woman will pay £1 for a £2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale



BATHROOMS

* A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste,

shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from Dischem.

* The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337.

A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.



ARGUMENTS

* A woman has the last word in any argument.

* Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.



CATS

* Women love cats.

* Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.



FUTURE

* A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

* A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.



SUCCESS

* A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

* A successful woman is one who can find such a man.



MARRIAGE

* A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

* A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.



DRESSING UP

* A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the

bins, answer the phone, read a book, and get the post.

* A man will dress up for weddings and funerals



NATURAL

* Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.

* Women somehow deteriorate during the night.



OFFSPRING

* Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about

dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favourite foods,

secret-fears and hopes and dreams.

* A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.



THOUGHT FOR THE DAY

* Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two

people remembering the same thing.



* What a woman says: C'mon...This place is a mess. You and I need to clean. Your trousers are on the floor and you'll have no clothes if we don't do the laundry now.

* What a man hears: C'MON ... blah, blah, blah YOU AND I blah,blah,blah, blah, blah ON THE FLOOR blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES blah, blah, blah, blah, NOW

Answer 1

Genius, yes.I just don't kick cats.I do all the rest though:)

Answer 2

Well! In America,there are 2 Theories in arguing with a woman....and as it turns out Neither one Works! But yours is very funny good one.

Answer 3

I like how fair it is to both sides, The eating out one works only if it's a waitress, a guy will never tip a waiter. Good one.

Answer 4

More than a mere genius?

Positively Nobel material!

(I'm SO gonna be copying this to all my friends!)

Answer 5

I do believe that a very observant person wrote this thing up. I agree 100% with everything they wrote.It is very true, wouldn't you agree???

Answer 6

sure was a genius,thats the way it is lol and im a woman :),but this is how men view women !so its an opinoin im sure you are going to have fun with this one!

Answer 7

Love it, yes she is very smart... but not a genius she wouldnt air this for men to read!

Answer 8

Lengthly as Heck but some poignant observations ------



Peace.......

PS Gay Men love P#ssy Cats

Answer 9

Yeah, a few years ago this was genius! This is an old one.

Answer 10

Heard these before, they are so funny. My favorite one is the last one, probably cause it's so TRUE!!