I'd put eyes on my fingertips so I could see what's in my pocket, & my nose on top of my head so I could walk under water.
2007-03-18 10:59:19 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Some EXCELLENT answers!!
2007-03-18 11:08:12 · update #1
I would start by fixing the flaws and then move to improvements. First I would rotate the hips the rest of the way. Our hips are not yet rotated to maximize bipedal motion. I would eliminate the toes and the appendix, and all other wasteful vestigial traits. I would then add an arm with each child born, and a quick one at that. The fat that accumulates in pregnancy would become brain matter after birth, so we would be encouraged to eat all we could and end up smarter. At least, when our kids treated us like we were stupid, we would know better. I would make toddlers' feet out of lead, so they couldn't run as fast. And I would put real eyes in the back of moms' heads, and a couple of remote sets that could be placed at strategic points in the house.
2007-03-18 11:10:57 · answer #1 · answered by Huggles-the-wise 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I would like longer arms, so I could scratch my own back. Also, a couple of eyes on the back of my head so I could see behind me. One other thing, I would have your weight set to fit right with your height. So no matter how much you eat you wouldn't get fatter. I think that makes sense, you can eat and not grow taller once you hit adulthood, so why the fat?
2007-03-18 19:14:43 · answer #2 · answered by angel 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would change the structural intigrity of the female anatomy to
have more muscle in the tri & bi-cips. Strong legs too.
The rest can remain the same. Women change to lumps
as they get older. Men have beer bellies. That would be
eliminated for both.
2007-03-18 18:07:16 · answer #3 · answered by shootthebreeze1006 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would change my mind. I would upset my mind set. Change the way I think, talk and what I meditate on. I would fill my head full of the words and wisdom of the bible that I may be able to give an answer to everyman of the hope that i have in Jesus.
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2007-03-18 18:07:11 · answer #4 · answered by Tommy D 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd like to grow an extra arm, every time a have a child. That way I could hang on to all of them. Oh, and also it would be cool for skin to heal all flaws without scarring.
2007-03-18 18:03:09 · answer #5 · answered by Erin 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I'd create a different hole for eating and for breathing, so that people wouldn't choke.
I'd move the "fun zone" out of the "sewer system". Oral sex would be way more pleasant.
I'd redesign the female reproductive system so that it didn't cause pain and bleeding every month...and kill so many women when they try to give birth.
THAT would be intelligent design. Unlike what we have now.
2007-03-18 18:07:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
I would go for horns. I want horns, decorative horns, like the bad guy in Legend. I'm not big on impaling, or being impaled by the horns, but I do think it would be mighty nifty to have a big o'le set of horns...
2007-03-18 18:10:52 · answer #7 · answered by infiniteentropickey 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My skin would be bullet proof and I'd be able to see in the dark. Oh and I would have stronger legs so I could jump really high.
2007-03-18 18:56:47 · answer #8 · answered by seands11 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LASERS coming out of our eyes, and maybe a third arm. And less toes, they get in the way. And a prehensile tail! And some massive leather bat-wings!
2007-03-18 18:01:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Sawyer, will you marry me? LOL.
"God created man with a brain and a penis, but unfortunately not enough blood so that they could work simultaneously." Unknown.
I'd change that!
2007-03-18 18:19:05 · answer #10 · answered by Starjumper the R&S Cow 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋