Little Son Of A B####
Little Johnny was doing his math homework. He said to himself, "Two plus five, that son of a b#### is seven. Three plus six, that son of a b#### is nine."
His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, "What are you doing?"
The little boy answered, "I'm doing my math homework."
" And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" the mother asked. "Yes," he answered.
Infuriated, the called Little Johnny's teacher the next day, "What are you teaching my son in class?"
The teacher replied, "Right now, we are learning addition." The mother asked, "And are you teaching them to say two plus two, that son of a b#### is four?"
After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, "What I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH is four."
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2007-03-18 10:17:26 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-03-18 10:26:51 · answer #1 · answered by Maro's mom 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha! Misunderstood words by Johnny! Funny! 10/10!
2007-03-18 10:20:44 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok..pretty good...I am a teacher teaching about wheat....long story short...finally one of my students said...WHY are you teaching us about WEED? I laughed and said not weed...WHEAT
by the way these are 6 year olds
2007-03-18 10:21:10 · answer #3 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THAT IS HILARIOUS. I don't approve of the bad language, but that is funny. Good one.
2007-03-18 10:20:55 · answer #4 · answered by Girls M 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hehe. that was funny.
2007-03-18 10:21:19 · answer #5 · answered by ipodlady231 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha....it wasnt that funny...........nice try
2007-03-18 10:20:48 · answer #6 · answered by tower.over.me 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋