light bulb joke?

Question

Little Johnny’s in class one day, and the teacher calls on students to name things that are not good to put in their mouths. Little Johnny raises his hand, and the teacher calls on him. "A lit light bulb," he says. The teacher says, "Well, you’re right, but do you know why it’s not good for you?" Little Johnny says, "No, I don’t know why, but my mom always tells my dad, ’Turn the light off before you put it in my mouth!’"

Answer 1

You have got to be kidding me yo! The joke was so cool.

Answer 2

One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands from those who could use the word "beautiful" in the same sentence twice. First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with, "My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it."
"Very good, Suzie," replied the teacher. She then called on little Michael. "My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully," he said.
"Excellent, Michael!"
Then, the teacher called on Little Johnny. "Last night, at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said, 'Beautiful, ...just fuc.kin beautiful!

Answer 3

ROFL - This has made my day. it is so actual, too. I want i ought to upload some thing resourceful, yet my concepts does not think of like that. Edit: Sindy, you as quickly as published a query with regard to the spring equinox chart and that it replaced right into a doozy. is this cyclone in Myanmar area of the doozy?

Answer 4

Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10!

Answer 5

LOL! A big cheesy grin grew on my face reading that, thanx!

Answer 6

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb????...
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Two. Just don't ask me how they got in there!

Answer 7

omg wow...yeah i love jokes where little kids hear or learn things that they are not suppossed to..haha

Answer 8

ha ha liked that one

Answer 9

haha

Answer 10

hehehe