1. An 85 yr old widow went on a blind date with a 90 yr old man.when she returned to her daughter's house later,she seemed upset."what happend mum?" daughter asked.
"i had to slap im 3 times!"
"u mean he got fresh?"
"no,"she answered."i thought he was dead!"
2. Attending a wedding for the 1st time, alittle gil whisppered to her mom,"why is the bride dressed in white?"
"cos white is the color of happiness"her mom said."and today is the happiest day of her life."
the child thought for a moment,"so why is the groom wearing black?"
3. When her late husband's will was read, a widow learned he had left the bulk of his fortune to another woman. Enraged, she rushed to change the inscription on her spouse's tombstone.
"Sorry, lady," said the stonecutter. "I inscribed 'Rest in Peace' on your orders. I can't change it now."
"Very well," she said grimly. " Just add 'until we meet again'"
2007-03-18 10:03:27 · 39 answers · asked by TJ 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Number 2 was funniest, then number 1. Number 3 was good too, but it was more the kind of joke that makes you go "ha" than laugh out loud. They're all pretty good though.
2007-03-18 10:17:17 · answer #1 · answered by sparkly_chrimsa 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
2
2007-03-26 08:37:58 · answer #2 · answered by AdvicefromLadyC 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2
2007-03-18 10:20:53 · answer #3 · answered by the_syco_t 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2
2007-03-18 10:08:49 · answer #4 · answered by Haha 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
3
2007-03-18 10:16:53 · answer #5 · answered by Shaniqua 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
3. When her late husband's will was read, a widow learned he had left the bulk of his fortune to another woman. Enraged, she rushed to change the inscription on her spouse's tombstone.
"Sorry, lady," said the stonecutter. "I inscribed 'Rest in Peace' on your orders. I can't change it now."
"Very well," she said grimly. " Just add 'until we meet again'"
2007-03-26 01:00:48 · answer #6 · answered by sheshrao w 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The first one
2007-03-18 10:07:31 · answer #7 · answered by I<3Pink 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Honestly the 1 & 3 were corny but 2 was cute. Nothing funny about any of them.
2007-03-25 13:07:45 · answer #8 · answered by ravendragonwolf 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1.
2007-03-23 12:21:58 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
They were all pretty funny. Here is my order:
#2
#3
#1
2007-03-18 10:12:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋