My brother's just told me it was cos it was stapled to a hedgehogs leg!
2007-03-18 09:59:20 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Why did the chicken cross the road?
SAFED AL SAHAF iraq head of information
the chicken did not cross the road.This is a complete fabrication .We do not even have a chicken.
GEORGE W BUSH We dont care why the chicken crossed the road.We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not.The chicken is either for us or against us.There is no middle ground.
COLIN POWELL Now to the left of the screen ,you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.
Tony BLAIR
I agree with george.
HANS BLIX
We have reason to believe there is a chicken,but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.
DR SEUSS
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes the chicken crossed the road .But why it crossed i have not been told.
MARTIN LUTHER KING,!JR
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
GRANDPA
In my day,we didnt ask why the chicken crossed the road/Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road,and that was good enough.
RONALD REGAN
What chicken?
SIGMUND FREUD
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road signifies your underlying s*xual insecurity.
BILL GATES
eChicken2006 will not only cross roads ,but will lay eggs,file your important documents and balance your checkbook-and internet explorer is an integral part of chicken2006.
ALBERT EINSTEIN
Did the chicken really cross the road,or did the road move beneath the chicken.
BILL CLINTON
What is your definition of chicken?
COLONEL SANDERS
Did i miss one?
2007-03-18 10:55:45 · answer #1 · answered by taxed till i die,and then some. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
err, no. It wasn't because of the Hedghog. It was because of the maniac voices in his head. Didn't you know that the Chick actually fell off a cliff later in the story? Its true! It crossed the road, kept running and *weeeee!* fell off a cliff and *ahem* won't continue as to what goes on next...
2007-03-18 17:05:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Because the chicken was running away from Jessica Simpson who was trying to throw him back into the sea.
2007-03-18 17:12:15 · answer #3 · answered by heynow 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
why did the pervert cross the road,cos he had his di@k stuck in the chicken.
2007-03-18 17:03:30 · answer #4 · answered by big burts bollox 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why did the dinosor cross the road?
because chickens were'nt around in them days
2007-03-18 17:03:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He saw some hot lookin' chicks shakin' their tail feathers across the street!
2007-03-18 17:03:08 · answer #6 · answered by chris j 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To prove to his freinds he wasn't chicken
2007-03-18 17:04:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, when my older sister was rather young, she insisted it was so that Michael Jordan wouldn't bite its butt.
2007-03-18 17:20:43 · answer #8 · answered by sparkly_chrimsa 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because it's a free country
2007-03-18 17:12:24 · answer #9 · answered by bubblyfool 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because he had fathered Anna Nicole's baby
2007-03-18 17:28:21 · answer #10 · answered by Terrie 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋