Tell me a joke?

Question

I feel a little ill and down tonight with all this pregnancy sickness and hormones. Lol, sure it'll pass :)

Answer 1

knock knock.
(that`s as far as I could go)

Answer 2

There are theese 2 little boys and they cuss all the time.....The mother had enough so she goes to her priest and tells him about her problem~! He tells her the next time that either one of them cuss to use this paddle and spank them.......She thought about it and was like o.k. I have tried everything else I will try that too.The next morning the boys come walking down the stairs and she asks the first boy"son, what would you like for breakfast?" and he replies"I want some fing pancakes".....So she gets the paddle and beats the crap out of him and he bleeding on the floor~! She turns to her other son and said "now, what do you want for breakfast?" He replied"I dont know ,but I dont want no fing pancakes"~!

hope that made you laugh~! Good Luck and hope you feel better~!

Answer 3

A man is driving along a highway
and sees a rabbit jump out
across the middle of the road.
He swerves to avoid hitting it,
but unfortunately
the rabbit jumps right in front of the car.

The driver,
a sensitive man as well as an animal lover,
pulls over and gets out to see
what has become of the rabbit.

Much to his dismay,
the rabbit is dead.
The driver feels so awful
that he begins to cry.

A beautiful blonde woman
driving down the highway
sees a man crying on the
side of the road
and pulls over.

She steps out of the car
and asks the man what's wrong.

"I feel terrible,"
he explains,
"I accidentally hit this rabbit
and killed it."

The blonde says,
"Don't worry."
She runs to her car
and pulls out a spray can

She walks over to the limp, dead rabbit,
bends down,
and sprays the contents onto the rabbit.

The rabbit jumps up,
waves its paw at the two of them
and hops off down the road.

Ten feet away the rabbit stops,
turns around and waves again,
he hops down the road another 10 feet,
turns and waves, hops another ten feet,
turns and waves,
and repeats this again and again and again,
until he hops out of sight.

The man is astonished.

He runs over to the woman and demands,
"What is in that can?
What did you spray on that rabbit?"

The woman turns the can around
so that the man can read the label.

It says...

(Are you ready for this?)








(This is bad!)




(It's definitely a Blonde Joke!)





(You know you could just click off
and not read the punch line....)






(You can still delete it)





(You know you're gonna be sorry)





(Last chance)




(OK here it is)




It says,





"Hair Spray -
Restores life to dead hair,
adds permanent wave."

Answer 4

:there was a girl her name was Texas
She went to school and the teacher asked whats your name

girl:Texas
Teacher:No really
Teacher :If you dont tell me you will go 2 the princpals office
girl:Texas is my name
Teacher:go 2 princapls office


princepal:Whats your name
girl:Texas
really if u dont tell me u will be suspended
girl:my name is Texas
princapal:your suspended

The girl was suspended she was walking when she saw a guy with a nife

Guy:What your name ?
girl:Texas
guy:Tell me or i will stab you
Girl:Texas

he stabed her.then the policer officer came

oficer :where is the nife

stabing guy:"Deep in the heart of Texas"

Answer 5

congrats! i wish you all the luck to make full term. when you feel sick and blue just remember you're the hot mama all the neighborhood boys will be talkin about





ok how do you catch a polar bear

cut a hole in the ice and surround it with peas, when the polar bear goes to take a pea kick him in the ice hole

Answer 6

Q - why can't you take a shower with a pokemon?
A - cause he will pikachu (peek-at-you)
haha