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I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.

2007-03-18 08:47:46 · 12 answers · asked by Darkone21 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

12 answers

The correct answer you are looking for is TIME

The time has come, winter is here, and those yellow bears disappear. The time has past as man looks back with a sigh and a tear in his eye. As time is held, boys cross their legs but of course the toilet begs. As time marches on, girls loose their blush and swap a comb for their brush. As time passes, for those held high their end is nigh. As time catches up, everyone is equal when we get to the final sequel. As time turns, without it we have flour and water, with it we have breakfast for my daughter As time revolves, how does one turn water and wine into something so fine As time runs out, the more in a minute you try and squeeze the less you can do with ease. As time ticks, all the time that has past, man cannot comprehend something so vast.

2007-03-18 09:00:04 · answer #1 · answered by Digz 6 · 0 1

TIME
The time has come, winter is here
and those yellow bears disappear.
The time has past as man looks back with a sigh
and a tear in his eye.
As time is held boys cross their legs
but of course the toilet begs
As time marches on Girls loose their blush
and swap a comb for their brush
As time passes For those held high
their end is nigh
As time catches up Everyone is equal
when we get to the final sequel
As time turns Without it we have flour and water
With it we have breakfast for my daughter
As time revolves How does one turn water and wine
into something so fine
As time runs out The more in a minute you try and squeeze
the less you can do with ease.
As time ticks All the time that has past
man cannot comprehend something so vast

2007-03-18 09:11:22 · answer #2 · answered by SirCs2UUC 2 · 0 0

THE CORRECT ANSWER IS TIME!

The time has come, winter is here, and those yellow bears disappear. The time has past as man looks back with a sigh and a tear in his eye. As time is held, boys cross their legs but of course the toilet begs. As time marches on, girls loose their blush and swap a comb for their brush. As time passes, for those held high their end is nigh. As time catches up, everyone is equal when we get to the final sequel. As time turns, without it we have flour and water, with it we have breakfast for my daughter As time revolves, how does one turn water and wine into something so fine As time runs out, the more in a minute you try and squeeze the less you can do with ease. As time ticks, all the time that has past, man cannot comprehend something so vast.

2007-03-18 09:19:51 · answer #3 · answered by DowntoEarth 2 · 0 0

there are many answers to this no you cant answer ?


pressure
time
also you dont have the entire joke listed

2007-03-18 08:54:36 · answer #4 · answered by gregs111 6 · 0 0

the media or poperatizzi

2007-03-18 09:12:52 · answer #5 · answered by james s 2 · 0 0

sugar or onions or water!

2007-03-18 08:52:49 · answer #6 · answered by teddi 1 · 0 0

pressure

2007-03-18 08:51:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Time.

Have a good evening and please leave a comment if you pick me as best answer.

2007-03-18 09:02:33 · answer #8 · answered by babycakes_rocks 3 · 0 1

huh?

2007-03-18 08:51:21 · answer #9 · answered by Souls 1 · 0 0

thats stupid

2007-03-18 09:06:11 · answer #10 · answered by Tori 5 · 0 0

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