A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair -- given that you are blind -- that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, "No, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
2007-03-18 08:46:07 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Love it, made me laugh, 10/10, keep em coming
2007-03-18 08:57:57 · answer #1 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I feel sorry for the old blind man, he probably got beat up just for making that statement. But I loved the joke! 10/10
2007-03-18 09:04:41 · answer #2 · answered by L-Rad 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahaha!!!! i'm getting that lol i laughed so not straightforward!!! i'm getting it the blind guy is a guy who places up blinds lol i'm getting it.... wow ur a sturdy joker. i visit award you the most bestest prize a joker can get. Jokesmanship of 2008!!!
2016-12-02 04:40:55 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard this joke before. It's funny. (I loled (laughed out loud) in my mind)! ( i usually laugh in my mind) LOl! DID YOU NOTICED I USED PARENTHESISES IN PARENTHESIES!
Have a good evening and please leave a comment if you pick me as best answer.
2007-03-18 09:09:16 · answer #4 · answered by babycakes_rocks 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny thanx for the laugh.
2007-03-18 09:14:34 · answer #5 · answered by nicole t 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is really funny.
9/10
2007-03-18 08:48:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha heard it before but i love it still =]
2007-03-18 09:20:55 · answer #7 · answered by blank 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-03-18 08:52:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
an oldie
2007-03-18 09:16:00 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats cute!
2007-03-18 08:51:17 · answer #10 · answered by teddi 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋