Three Indian guys were sitting at a bar having a few drinks. One was a Kiowa, one was an Apache and the other was a Sioux. During the course of conversation they began talking about the problems with their wives. The Kiowa said "I told my wife in no uncertain terms that from now on she would have to do her own cooking." Well, the first day after I told her, I saw nothing, the second say I saw nothing again. But, on the third day when I came home from work, the table was set, and a wonderful dinner was prepared with wine and even dessert." Then the Apache spoke up: "I sat my wife down and told her, that from now on she would have to do her own shopping, and also do the cleaning." The first day I saw nothing. The second day I saw nothing. But, on the third day when I came home, the whole house was spotless, and the pantry shelves were filled with groceries." The Sioux sat straight on the bar stool, pushed out his chest and said: "I gave my wife a stern look and told her, that from now on she would have to do the cooking, shopping and house cleaning." Well, the first day I saw nothing. The second say I still saw nothing. But, on the third day, I could see just a little bit out of my left eye.........
2007-03-18 08:26:38 · 27 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
What can i say to that but brilliant. Theres only one cowboy. 10/10 and a star
2007-03-18 08:47:04 · answer #1 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant - what a good laugh, just what I needed. That Sioux lady sounds like a woman after my own heart. Three cheers for all liberated women!
2007-03-18 08:44:22 · answer #2 · answered by blondie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That"ll teach him for messing with the wife!! lol XX
2007-03-18 08:45:06 · answer #3 · answered by SUZANNE R 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Well that's what you get for giving people stern looks.
2007-03-18 08:40:07 · answer #4 · answered by Hi 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
excellent worth a star still giggling now
2007-03-18 09:18:49 · answer #5 · answered by dunrockin404 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Uh-huh! We know who wears the headdress in that tipi!! LOL.
2007-03-19 23:34:13 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
just great cowboy 10/10
2007-03-18 11:23:12 · answer #7 · answered by speedy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2007-03-18 08:30:33 · answer #8 · answered by thinbrownline 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL thats cute
2007-03-18 08:50:07 · answer #9 · answered by Miss Interpreted 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love that one...one of the best....thats what you call a joke !!!!
2007-03-18 11:01:52 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋