OK this is my like ALL TIME favorite joke ever :D tell me if you <3 it....i know you will!
So there were two men. Dave and Tom, out golfing on bright sunny day. Tom was beating Dave, who was having an off day.
"I know I can do better than this!" said Dave as they reached the 14th hole.
"I know you can too!" replied Tom. "You've beat me every other time!"
"Yeah," said Dave, agreeing. "It must be that new cell phone!"
o.m.g tell me what you think! i think its about the funniest joke ive ever heard!
2007-03-18 08:03:14 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
no they're not on his mobile LOL or anything else electronic.....
haha you need to think about it i guess..... its the funniest joke ever once you get it!
2007-03-18 08:12:17 · update #1
AND the one who appreciates its halariousity the most gets the pointss :D
2007-03-18 08:14:10 · update #2
o.m.g i just got another joke that could possibly TOP that one!!!
here it is:
A little girl, Amanda, was going door to door selling girl scout cookies with her mommy. They got to the next house, the house of a 21 year old woman, and rang the doorbell. When the woman answered, the little girl did just as she had been.
"Would you like to buy some cookies?"
"Of course!" said the woman. "I'll have three of each kind."
"thank you!"said the little girl, after filling out the form.
The little girl skipped down the driveway to her mommy.
"Mommy! That lady just bought three of each kind!!"
The mother was thinking. "Did she have green eyes, sweetie?"
"Yep!" said Amanda.
"That's why!" said Mommy.
omg i <3 both of these hehehehe
2007-03-18 08:44:16 · update #3
it's going to be a pun that's so stupid that it makes you laugh because it makes you feel stupid.
2007-03-18 08:21:30 · answer #1 · answered by datopher64 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg it extremely is the funniest shaggy dog tale ive heard in a looooong time!!!! its hilarious!!!! I study it three times and im nevertheless giggling my lungs out!!!! lol!!!! ;o) i study it to my kinfolk and that they have got been given a kick out of it too!!! ;o) thank you for the great giggle!!!!!! Shadow
2016-10-02 08:14:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was hilarious...try explaining it next time though...i actually found the comments more entertaining
2007-03-18 10:23:57 · answer #3 · answered by Shaniqua 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's a little bit funny. I'll give you a star!
2007-03-18 08:13:35 · answer #4 · answered by Nhu N 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What i dont get it? Are they playing golf on his mobile or something???
2007-03-18 08:06:51 · answer #5 · answered by Jammy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh HAHA! I get it! Do you thijnk anyone else gets it?
2007-03-18 08:30:41 · answer #6 · answered by I kNo! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i may just be stupid or not know nything about golf, but i dont get it! sorry!
2007-03-18 08:09:23 · answer #7 · answered by 8199 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what that makes no since
2007-03-18 08:06:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg!! that was hillarious!!! i can't stop laughing!! i am going to tell my friends that one!!
I'll star it
2007-03-18 08:19:27 · answer #9 · answered by moosee^^; 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont get either of them
2007-03-18 08:59:17 · answer #10 · answered by Tori 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋