Does eggs benedict make you poo?

Question

You know, like coffee does? Anybody?

I sharted once at Denny's...it all makes perfect sense now. Thanks!

Answer 1

I think you'll find that whatever you eat it'll all end up under water in the bog.

Answer 2

It does to me, but I found out later that I have developed an allergy to egg proteins.

Eggs in themselves aren't bad, but when you're allergic to them, your body thinks they are. When a person is allergic to eggs, the body's immune system overreacts to proteins in the egg. Every time something made with eggs enters the digestive system of a person with an egg allergy, the body thinks that these proteins are harmful invaders.

The immune system responds by creating specific antibodies to that food, which are designed to fight off the “invader.” These antibodies — called immunoglobulin E (IgE) — trigger the release of certain chemicals into the body, one of which is histamine (pronounced: hiss-tuh-meen).

So when a person with an egg allergy eats a food that contains eggs, the immune system unleashes an army of chemicals to protect the body. The release of these chemicals can affect the respiratory system, gastrointestinal tract, skin, and the cardiovascular system — causing allergy symptoms like wheezing, nausea, headache, stomachache, and itchy hives.

Most people who are allergic react to the proteins in egg whites, but some can't tolerate proteins in the yolk. Egg allergy usually first appears when kids are very young, and most kids outgrow it by the time they're 5 years old.

Egg allergy is like most food allergy reactions: It usually happens within minutes to hours after eating eggs. Most reactions last less than a day and may affect any of three body systems:

the skin - in the form of red, bumpy rashes (hives), eczema, or redness and swelling around the mouth
the gastrointestinal tract - in the form of belly cramps, diarrhea, nausea, or vomiting
the respiratory tract - symptoms can range from a runny nose, itchy, watery eyes, and sneezing to the triggering of asthma with coughing and wheezing

The trouble with egg allergy is that the only course of treatment is to refrain from eating eggs for the rest of your life. Which sucks, because eggs are delicious. (I don't even go out to brunch any more, because watching people eat delicious omelettes makes me want to strangle them.)

Answer 3

Beebs, I don't know what recipe you use to make yours.
Classic Eggs Benedict is essentially steamed spinache with poached eggs on top.
The spinache will act as a gentle laxative, because of the high iron content, so don't have a big portion.

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Answer 6

well, it does if your body is on top of its job. Lets see, eggs from animals, with a piece of pig, covered with sauce made from animal milk, animal butter, and animal cream, on top of a piece of english muffin which contains a bunch more animal products, and artificial ingredients. My body would want to get rid of that REAL FAST. Diarreah is your bodies way of saying "dude, don't feed me that stuff-I am not designed to assimilate all those dead animals"

edit: I am highly allergic to eggs, you could be too

Answer 7

Eating makes you poo

Answer 8

I have found that eating any food makes me poo

Answer 9

Whatever goes in must come out!