My cousin, "Bozo" Gutierrez, was about to board a city bus with his newly purchased, five foot long novelty toothbrush, when the bus driver informed him of a city ordanance prohibiting packages more than four feet tall. Bozo only had enough money to take the bus home so he tried returning the toothbrush--but the store wouldnt take returns. Five minutes later, Bozo was on the bus riding home......with the toothbrush in one piece.
How'd he do it????????
2007-03-18 07:27:08 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
note: he was riding inside the bus not outside.
2007-03-18 08:04:52 · update #1
He held the toothbrush on it's side!
2007-03-18 07:35:03 · answer #1 · answered by Lou 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Bozo took his 5 ft. toothbrush and wacked the bus driver upside the head until he past out on the floor, then Bozo drove the bus to his house.
2007-03-22 15:15:36 · answer #2 · answered by Squidney 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He broke the toothbrush in half, threw the other half out the bus
2007-03-23 17:36:28 · answer #3 · answered by Just Mckale 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He dressed the toothbrush like a person.
2007-03-26 07:30:00 · answer #4 · answered by wadacious 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bozo took a picture of the toothbrush and carried it in his pocket??
2007-03-25 09:35:23 · answer #5 · answered by pocus_focus_2000 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
He held the toothbrush out the window!
2007-03-24 07:38:41 · answer #6 · answered by 1ladybug 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He was riding ON TOP of the bus, not inside. That's a good one.
2007-03-18 07:58:04 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
he folded the toothbrush and then went on the bus...
2007-03-25 08:50:01 · answer #8 · answered by skibabie12 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Either the toothbrush is his dick or it folds down or something.
2007-03-24 01:58:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
he put the toothbrush in his mouth
2007-03-18 08:21:58 · answer #10 · answered by Justine 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋