Perhaps it is true... Perhaps you are the One the Old People speak of... They say a time will come when a man will walk amongst us, spreading the word of tacky calenders, best left in mechanic's workshops (I'm assuming that's the kind of cheesecake you mean...).
As for the bit about it being more powerful than God, I don't actually believe in God, per se. So can I just have my calender, and be done with it?
Sorry, I'm not really as good at satire as you are.
2007-03-18 07:13:32
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answered by busted.mike 4
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Hrm.. I think there is some sort of subliminal message here...I think I hear a cheesecake calling me.... eat cheesecake for tomorrow you may diet.
2007-03-18 13:58:01
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answered by 我比你聪明 5
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Mmm cheesecake. Can I have a piece?
2007-03-18 13:58:16
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answered by Anonymous
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Cheesecake is real. In that way, it certainly effects me more than god does.
2007-03-18 13:57:37
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answered by The Resurrectionist 6
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Yes, I knew! Absolutely.
2007-03-18 13:57:06
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answered by Anonymous
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almost everyone believes in cheesecake.
but after 2000 years, over 70% of the people on earth still reject the bible!!!
2007-03-18 13:57:02
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answered by jen1981everett 4
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i doubt it - god's got a killer cheesecake recipe not vice versa..... didnt u know?
2007-03-18 14:05:19
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answered by Anonymous
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Hey...a cheescake just dashed my very best china pie plate to pieces!
2007-03-18 14:17:11
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answered by Jess H 7
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I know eating too much of it could ruin my figure.
2007-03-18 13:56:59
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answered by Sweetchild Danielle 7
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It isn't u dork God is better cause he made us um duh ( the people who make cheesecake) Your such a doof. Plus God is more filling and forgiveing when cheesecake soon fades and will make you fat.
2007-03-18 13:58:32
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answered by Mimi 2
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