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Viagra, Cialis, you know the spam mails promising three hour erections and more. Heck the fella doesnt even know if I am a guy or a gal. And how uncouth of the peddler to assume my piddler needs back up. Assuming it is a low day and some aid is in order, who has the time for three hour marathons? Heck, most gals these days can spare barely an hour or two between their yoga classes and ikebena lessons assuming thats where they really are when they claim to be pressed for time. SO for my one hour tete-a tete I took a third of the blue pill with a prorated assumption that the deal would be just right and last a whole hour, enough for an evenings intimacy. But by the time the potion jumpstarted my wagon the caboose was long gone and the closest creature in sight was the neighbour's labrador. Nowadays I delete those enticing offers as soon as it hits the inbox in order to ward off any future fiascos. Any real studs out there that is in working order that popped the whole pill and survived?

2007-03-18 06:17:40 · 2 answers · asked by Kaliyug Ka Plato 3 in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

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Sorry i'm not a dude, but i think viagra is a mordern day wonder, mirecle-grow equivalent of medicine today.

And you'll be happy to find out that Pfizer is bringing a whole new family of drugs to improve performence of men everywhere, beoynd erection.

DIRECTRA -- a dose of this drug given to men before leaving on car trips caused 72 percent of them to stop and ask directions when they got lost, compared to a control group of 0.2 percent.

PROJECTRA -- Men given this experimental new drug were far more likely to actually finish a household repair project before starting a new one.

CHILDAGRA -- Men taking this drug reported a sudden, overwhelming urge to perform more child-care tasks -- especially cleaning up spills and "little" accidents.

COMPLIMENTRA -- In clinical trials, 82 percent of middle-aged men administered this drug noticed that their wives had a new hairstyle. Currently being tested to see if its effects extend to noticing new clothing.

BUYAGRA -- Married and otherwise attached men reported a sudden urge to buy their sweeties expensive jewelry and gifts after talking this drug for only two days. Still to be ascertained: Whether the drug can be continued for a period longer than your favorite store's return limit.

NEGA-VIAGRA -- Has the exact opposite effect of Viagra. Currently undergoing clinical trials on sitting U.S. presidents.

NEGA-SPORTAGRA -- This drug had the strange effect of making men want to turn off televised sports and actually converse with other family members.

FLYAGRA -- This drug has been showing great promise in treating men with O.F.D. (Open Fly Disorder). Especially useful for men on Viagra.

PRYAGRA -- About to fail its clinical trial, this drug gave men in the test group an irresistible urge to dig into the personal affairs of other people. Note: Apparent overdose turned three test subjects into "special prosecutors."

LIAGRA -- This drug causes men to be less than truthful when being asked about their sexual affairs. Will be available in Regular, Grand Jury and Presidential Strength versions.

2007-03-18 06:49:38 · answer #1 · answered by DesiGirl 3 · 1 0

highly recommended these sites:

http://www.ustabs.com ........................................... store located in Los Angeles, U.S

http://www.tabscanada.com ........................................... main store located in Ontario, CA

http://www.opharmarcy.com ........................................... main store located Queensland, AU

http://www.indiandrugsstore.com ........................................... is an indian pharmacy,

http://www.nycpill.com ........................................... main store located in london, UK

You can buy them either from local pharmacies or online pharmacies.. so its completely up to you from where you want to buy.. I used to order it from online pharmacies.. There are so many pharmacies available which provides FDA approved medicines without any problems

2014-04-21 11:13:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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