Viagra, Cialis, you know the spam mails promising three hour erections and more. Heck the fella doesnt even know if I am a guy or a gal. And how uncouth of the peddler to assume my piddler needs back up. Assuming it is a low day and some aid is in order, who has the time for three hour marathons? Heck, most gals these days can spare barely an hour or two between their yoga classes and ikebena lessons assuming thats where they really are when they claim to be pressed for time. SO for my one hour tete-a tete I took a third of the blue pill with a prorated assumption that the deal would be just right and last a whole hour, enough for an evenings intimacy. But by the time the potion jumpstarted my wagon the caboose was long gone and the closest creature in sight was the neighbour's labrador. Nowadays I delete those enticing offers as soon as it hits the inbox in order to ward off any future fiascos. Any real studs out there that is in working order that popped the whole pill and survived?
2007-03-18
06:17:40
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Kaliyug Ka Plato
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