There was once a great actor who could no longer remember his lines. After many years he finds a theatre where they are prepared to give him a chance to shine again.
The director says, "This is the most important part, and it has only one line. You walk on to the stage at the opening carrying a rose. You hold the rose to your nose with just one finger and thumb, sniff the rose deeply and then say theline 'Ah, the sweet aroma of my mistress.'"
The actor is thrilled. All day long before the play he's practicing his line over and over again.
Finally, the time came. The curtain went up, the actor walked onto the stage, and with great passion delivered the line, "Ah, the sweet aroma of my mistress."
The theatre erupted, the audience was screaming with laughter and the director was steaming!
"You bloody fool!" he cried, "You have ruined me!"
The actor was bewildered, "What happened, did I forget my line?"
"No!" screamed the director. "You forgot the rose!"
2007-03-18 06:02:02 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That is without doubt the most funiest joke i have heard in years, my imagination is running Wild. Top marks for a top joke. 10/10
2007-03-18 06:31:03 · answer #1 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats naughty, mind, I couldn't stop laughing
2007-03-18 06:34:25 · answer #2 · answered by Cowboy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny as a rose gets :-)
2007-03-18 06:34:28 · answer #3 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was disgusting, I sure hope you have some more just like it.
2007-03-18 06:25:57 · answer #4 · answered by johN p. aka-Hey you. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, that's funny.
Dirty, but funny.
2007-03-18 06:09:27 · answer #5 · answered by sallybowles 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
for the dirty minded people such as my self that was funny
2007-03-18 07:31:05 · answer #6 · answered by yennifnismat 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
naughty but funny
2007-03-18 07:00:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Niiiiiiiiiiiice........
2007-03-18 06:09:46 · answer #8 · answered by Jeff A 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not really - mildly amusing but not really enough to crack a smile
2007-03-18 06:11:00 · answer #9 · answered by coy carp 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
*chuckle* Not the best, but not the worst.
2007-03-18 06:16:14 · answer #10 · answered by Air 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋