THE BOY N HIS BIKE.......
A YOUNG GENTLEMAN WAS LOOKING INTO GETTING A MOTORCYCLE..WHEN HE CAME ACROSS A RATHER REASONABLE CHEAP ONLY, THE BOY ASKED THE OWNER WHY SO CHEAP , THE MAN REPLIED "WELL, BEFORE A RAINSTORM THE ENGINE MUST BE LUBE WITH VASOLINE." THE YOUNG MAN REPLIED THAT HE'LL TAKE IT!!
LATER ON THAT DAY HIS GIRLFRIEND INVITED HIM TO DINNER AT HER PARENT'S HOUSE. BUT THE ONLY CATCH IS THAT THERE WAS NO TALKING DURING DINNER, OR THE FIRST ONE TO TALK HAD TO DO DISHES!!
WITH AGREEMENT HE WENT.....UPON REALIZING THAT NONE OF THE DISHES WHERE DONE AT ALL!!!! DURING THE DINNER HE DECIDE THAT SOMETHING MUST BE DONE!!!! SO HE TOSS HIS GIRL ON THE FLOOR STARTING F**KING HER AND NOTHING WAS SAID.......SO THEN HE DID THE MOTHER, SAME THING NO REPONDSED......THEN HE HEARD A RUMBLE OF THUNDER AND THOUGHT 'S**T MY BIKE' QUICKLY GRAB THE VASOLINE....THE FATHER STOOD UP AND SAID "F**K IT I DO THE DAMN DISHES......."
2007-03-18 05:51:18 · 7 answers · asked by ? 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha.. im stll giggling. stil. still.. haha. thanks. ah i'll read in once again :D
2007-03-18 06:19:17 · answer #1 · answered by jon 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
anytime someone mention doing dishes, I tend to think along those lines
I usually keep it to myself
Also, anytime a woman says she is putting something out, I tend to get excited at that. Pills, food, whatever it is. Like a dog kind of.
2007-03-18 12:56:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg that was the funniest joke i seen all day you get a star
2007-03-18 13:13:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha! two thumbs up!!!
2007-03-18 13:25:04 · answer #4 · answered by Dancer_for_life 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's pretty goood......thanks
2007-03-18 13:25:49 · answer #5 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha! Ok, that was funny! Thanks : )
2007-03-18 13:13:06 · answer #6 · answered by Air 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thanks for the laugh
2007-03-18 13:01:34 · answer #7 · answered by CLARABELLE 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋