Hey i need CLEAN JOKES QUICK THEY HAV 2 b CLEAN!!!?

Question

i need jokes u guys i need them im bored.

I love blonde jokes those are always funny

Answer 1

Thanks Sophie-now i need clean underwear!!

Answer 2

Quick Clean Jokes

Answer 3

There was a man staying the night in a hotel. He called
the front desk and said, "Excuse me, sir, I've got a leak
in my sink." The man at the front desk replied, "Oh, okay,
go ahead, but most guests just use the toilet."

heres a brain teaser as well:
Of all the words; we are four
All rhyming down to the core

One is what a pen is for
Another's brightness can't be more

The third is a toy soaring through the wind
The last happens late, you must comprehend

Now tell me what these four words are
And you just might go really far











Answer: Write, White, Kite, Night

Answer 4

3 women were in a room. a person comes in and says "i need the smartness of 3 people to figure this problem out, but i only see 2 and 1/2 brains..." one of the women said "why 2 and 1/2?" the person replies "because that ones a blonde!"

Answer 5

go here you wont be bored there :

READ BEFORE CLICKING ON THE LINK: There are two identical pictures
that will appear on the screen. Almost 8000 people were tested to see
if they could find the 3 differences and only 19 got it. See how
observant you are and if you find all 3 differences, you are one of
the most elite people in the world! The instructions are in German
but they say "find the 3 differences". I only found 1 difference.

http://members.home.nl/saen/Special/Zoeken.swf

Answer 6

There was a blonde a brunette and a redhead and they were sitting on top of a skyscraper have lunch. The redhead said " I hate my husband. All he ever makes me is a PB&J sandwhich. If he makes it for me tomorrow I'm gonna jump off this building." The brunette said "I agree. All my husband makes me is bologna. If he makes it for me again tomorrow then I'm gonna jump off this building." The blonde said "I agree with both of you. All my husband makes me is tuna. If he makes it for me tomorrow I'll jump off to." So the next day their eating lunch and the redhead opens her sack and says "Oh look PB&J." And jumps off. The brunette opens her sack and says "Oh look bologna." And she jumps off. The blonde opens her sack and says "Oh look tuna." and jumps off. The police call their husbands and they come over. The police man says "Word is going on that they jumped off because you kept making them the same lunch every day, day after day. Is this true?" The husbands of the redhead and brunette shake their heads. The blonde woman's husbands starts laughing. The police man asks "Sir, what's so funny?" The husband says, "Today she made her own lunch."

Answer 7

I have two blonde jokes. i'm not sure if you heard them yet but here it goes.
Joke#1: A blonde wakes up one morning. She notices that when she touched her head it hurt. When she touch her hand it hurt. When she touched her leg it hurt. She finally went to the doctor and said "Everything i touch hurts doctor wats wrong with me." Well the doctor took some tests and said your finger is broken. you might have different versions.

Joke#2: A blonde comes in to a salon to get a hair cut. She tells the woman cutting her hair "watever you do don't take off my headphones." So she doesn't touch the head phones. A couple of weeks later she came bak to get her hair colored. Again she says please don't touch the headphones. So the woman doesn't touch the headphones. Another couple of weeks later she comes bak to get her hair cut. She says please don't take off the headphones. The woman got tired of being curious so she takes the headphones and the blonde falls dead. The woman wonders why that happened, so she listens to the headphones and she hears a voice saying "breathe in, breathe out" over and over again.

Answer 8

there were 3 guys ones name was crap ones name was shut up and ones name was
manners crap falls out manners gets out to help him and shut up speeds away shut up gets pulled over by a cop and the cop says
whats your name and the guy says shut up the cop says wares your manners and the guy says 50 miles down the road picking up crap

Answer 9

This is a riddle, but at least it's clean ... 'What kind of jam can't you eat? Answer: Traffic Jam

Answer 10

hmm, I have a blonde joke,
how do you drowned a blonde?
Put at scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool!

Answer 11

your joke jogged my memory of this one -- i think this one is "sparkling" yet its as much as you susan became in sunday college and she or he never liked to pay interest, so the boy next to her helped her out by ability of waking her up while the nun became finding.. the nun asked the class "who's the son of God?" the boy poked susan who screamed out "JESUS CHRIST!" the nun smiled and pronounced "good interest.. who's our lord?" the boy poked susan returned, who blurted "God!" the nun smiled returned and pronounced "you're on a roll susan.. what did mary to her husband after she had jesus?" the boy poked her yet over returned, and she or he stood up and yelled "in case you STICK THAT concern IN ME ON greater TIME, sick wreck IT OFF" oh and this one :) is the cleanest one i ought to think of of knock knock shipment shipment who? automobile pass beep beep