2007-03-18 04:59:25 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
My friends do! My hair is dirty blonde so my friends always say platinum blonde!
Joke: Platinum blonde walks into a store.
Platinum Blonde: "How much is that TV?"
Cashier: "I don't sell to blondes."
The next day she comes back wearing a brunet wig.
Platinum Blonde: "How much is that tv?"
Cashier: "I don't sell to blondes."
Platinum Blonde: "How did you know I'm Blonde?"
Next day she comes in wearing a red wig.
Platinum Blonde: "How much is that TV?"
Cashier: "I don't sell to blondes."
Platinum Blonde: "How did you know I'm Blonde? I wore a wig!"
Cashier:"That's not a TV, its a microwave!"
2007-03-18 05:06:38 · answer #1 · answered by Kittyintx 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Being part blonde myself ill still give you some.......
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
Q: How do blonde braincells die?
A: Alone.
Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?
A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down.
Q: How do you change a blonde's mind?
A: Blow in her ear.
Q: How do you measure a blonde's intelligence?
A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear!
Q: How does a blonde kill a fish?
A: She drowns it.
Q: A blond going to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat?
A: Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.
Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?
A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper
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2007-03-18 05:08:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
The blonde started laughing.
This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
This time the blonde laughed even harder.
Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
2007-03-18 05:09:07 · answer #3 · answered by ang 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Blonde in a Boat.
There was a blonde driving down the road one day. She glanced to her right and noticed another blonde sitting in a nearby field, rowing a boat with no water in sight.
The blonde angrily pulled her car over and yelled at the rowing blonde, “What do you think you're doing? It's things like this that give us blondes a bad name. If I could swim, I'd come out there and kick your butt!”
2007-03-18 05:02:39 · answer #4 · answered by blueberrywarfare 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
There were a blond a redhead and a brunette...
They were running from the police and hid in a farm in some potato sacks and the police came in...
they kicked the first bag with the red head......"ruff ruff" the bag said...oh it must be a dog the police said
they kicked the second bag with the brunette... "oink oink" the bag said...oh it must be a pig the police said
they kicked the last bad with the blond in it..."po-ta-to"
2007-03-18 05:13:18 · answer #5 · answered by michshell159 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A Blondie, Burnett, and a red head walk in to a store and some guy walks up to hI'm and says, "im taking a survey. If your car broke down in the dessert what would you take." The Burnett says, "Ill take water so i wont dehydrate." the Red head says, "An umbrella so the sun would be as harsh." And the Blondie was thinking real hard and then said. " the Car door." The survey man says, "Why?" Then the Blondie answered, "So if it gets to hot ill roll down the window."
2007-03-18 05:08:06 · answer #6 · answered by rickle91 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This ones kind of dirty.
Why did the blondes belly button hurt?
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She had a blonde boyfriend.
2007-03-18 05:06:18 · answer #7 · answered by alayna h 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q: Why are blondes belly buttons always bruised?
A: Because blonde men aren't all that smart either
2007-03-18 05:07:10 · answer #8 · answered by Mia 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok a blonde is going to get a tv so she walks in the store n said i would like to buy a tv to the clerk he said sorry but we dont sell to blondes so she went home n died her hair brown and went back to the store this time a dif guy was there n she said i would like to buy a tv he said srry we dont sell to blondes so she goes home again and dies here hair red and goes back n i dif clerk is in there so she walked up to him and said i want to buy a tv he said im srry we dont sell to blondes so finally she goes n dies her hair black goes back to the store n a girl is in there now n she says i want to buy a tv she said im srry we dont sell to blondes then the blonde said how in the world did u know i was a blonde and the girl replied this is a microwave store
great huh lol
2007-03-18 05:07:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have blonde hair and I love it! I love it because it's what looks best on me.
2017-01-16 02:10:31 · answer #10 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋