Hi gang! Bottles ready?
What do you get if you promise a whole cage full of our little simian friends a bunch of bananas if they play “Freeze Tag” properly?
STILL MONKEYS
“Grease monkey” is a slang term for a mechanic. What do you call workers in distilleries?
STILL MONKEYS
What do you buy if you live in Alaska and are tired of the winter freezing the balls off your brass monkeys?
STEEL MONKEYS.
What do the monkeys in the Big House call the snitches?
STOOL MONKEYS.
What do you call monkeys who climb over the little steps on a fence, instead of crawling through the rails?
STILE MONKEYS
What do you call monkeys who ride in short take-off and landing planes?
STOL MONKEYS
What happens if that plane runs out of gas?
STALL MONKEYS
What do you call a family of men named “Stunky” who work in a plant that makes steel?
MILL STUNKEYS.
What do you call men who are big and stupid but so good-looking they leave women awe-struck?
STUN LUNKYS.
2007-03-18 04:12:05 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
What happens when a man develops a habit of opening mind locks?
He is Man-keys.
What happens when the winter curse freezes the security man outside the locked gate?
Still Manwithkeys.
And what happens when Einstein does not inspire and books invoke despair?
There are still monkeys.
2007-03-18 05:13:04 · answer #1 · answered by smartobees 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Monkey's are distinct species (Zoology section) from man Not every monkey evolves into a man Evolution takes a very long time & we don't know everything about it yet but the evidence is strongly in favor of it
2007-03-18 04:20:18 · answer #2 · answered by hobo 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hooray its saint Patrick's day
*hic*
i love monkeys
*passes out*
2007-03-18 04:19:22 · answer #3 · answered by philosophizer 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No fair!
It's way too early for me to be drinking!
Can I do espresso shots instead?
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2007-03-18 04:15:21 · answer #4 · answered by Chickyn in a Handbasket 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I raise my coffee mug in some general direction in your honor.... lol
2007-03-18 04:25:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
My liver hates you
*drink*
2007-03-18 04:17:01 · answer #6 · answered by rosbif 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I salute you with my drink good sir!
2007-03-18 04:15:26 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
why are there still monkey becouse there are jungles and there not extinkt
2007-03-18 04:18:30 · answer #8 · answered by julio l 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wasn't planning on drinking this early but.....
2007-03-18 04:15:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
define monkey !
2007-03-18 04:18:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋