I am writing "Bible Version 2" - What would be some good topics to cover?

Question

At a recent holy book fire, i was inspired to start writing my own version of "The Bible... version 2".

So far, the editing process has consisted mainly of deleting all the non-sense and mistranslation... and chopping out all the "holy" references and the "god", jesus, the devil, the holy spirit, mary, joseph, matthew, mark, luke and john characters... basically to set the record straight.

What would be some good topics to include?

(BTW - Cristians, please dont say i cant do this, because 1700 years ago, some people wrote *their* own version of the bible, thanks.)

Mafia Girl AKA Cristian Girl said "The others who laugh will burn in hell for their words."

Thanks for your support, now where did you hear that i'd burn in hell? ... did a preacher or some book THAT MAN KIND WROTE tell you about this ? I expect so. Looking forward to seeing you in hell :-)

Kenny Said "[cut] They didnt add, or remove a word or change the meaning of the verses. They made them identical. In Revelation, it warns that no one remove or add any words to the bible or they will feel the wrath of god.

DON'T DO ANYTHING STUPID THAT YOU WILL REGRET. "

RESPONSE:
The vigin birth is of course laughable to anyone who is not a devout Cristian, this is a great point that i am covering, which is.. the *mis* translations that HAVE occurred. From the ancient hebrew text, the word "young woman" (as in mary) was translated in to the word "vigin"... the mis-translation (or chinese whispers) have resulted in the best parts of america being infested with people that actually take this as FACT... interesting, topic, thanks.

Answer 1

Hey, sure you can write your own bible, others have. There is:
Bass Fisherman's Bible
The Wine Bible
The Pregnancy Bible
The Sales Bible
The Cake Bible
The Safe Shopper's Bible
Shooter's Bible
The Triathlete's Training Bible
The Vegetable Gardener's Bible
The Screenwriter's Bible

There a whole lot of bibles out there, so you just go on and write your little heart out.

Answer 2

u can write whatever u like but u'll never find the holy spirit blissing u
and what kind of moron will believe a maniak like some1 would chopping out all the "holy" references and the "god", jesus, the devil, the holy spirit, mary, joseph, matthew, mark, luke and john characters... basically to set the record straight.
as for topics;
1-get a life
2-find faith
3-get good sleep u seem that u didn't get much sleep that's why u dreaming while u r awake wake up

Answer 3

They rewrited the version into different languages, different versions of english and etc. They didnt add, or remove a word or change the meaning of the verses. They made them identical. In Revelation, it warns that no one remove or add any words to the bible or they will feel the wrath of god.

DON'T DO ANYTHING STUPID THAT YOU WILL REGRET.

Answer 4

Like the angel with the little book who's seals are as of yet, unbroken? Its your book, write it according to your theory or agenda. I started writting a book shortly before Sept 11th, I felt things were coming to the crunch, so to speak. Its called, The Dividing of Time - A book written by Luke. I wish you well on your venture.

Answer 5

Anything that explains the physical world. Leave your, I mean, ahem, God's, fetishes and disinclinations out of it (probably one line along the lines of "it's all good as long as it doesn't wake the horses" ought to just about cover all of human sexuality).

Stick to human behavior and use analogies but be clear that they're analogies. Nobody believes Methusallah lived for 999 years but those who do are genuinely dangerous.

Answer 6

ok, you want to write " yur version, use exodus, ya know where people left Egypt, read (yes it requires research and study) about where the father in law recomended how to set up people to hear the complaints of the different tribes. If you study just that, you will also discover how we use what was practiced then, is how the judicial system was established in England and how we adopted that same system in our government here in the U.S. On the other hand if you are just trying to write a hate book, dig your own grave....and do your own research!!!!!!

Answer 7

First of all, we need to rub out the old image of Jesus - instead of all this peace-loving crap, he should be portrayed as Bruce Willis or Keana Reeves, shotguns aplenty. We need to make it more action-packed and blood thirsty, so it looks good when the movie makers turn a movie out of it.

Answer 8

Possible topics:

How you can still have morals without the 10 commandments and/or a god to worship.

The only rule we need in this world is "Do your best to be a good person".

Live your life to the fullest because it's the only one you have. Make it count.

Answer 9

Just be sure to mention how God murdered all the innocent first born children since the Pharaoh disagreed with Moses.

For a twist towards the end, add Chuck Norris.

Answer 10

Jesus loves me. But I wish you the best. Have respect for the bible and for god. The others who laugh will burn in hell for their words.