2007-03-18 04:04:27 · 7 answers · asked by monkipuzzle 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
every joke is funny.
2007-03-18 04:06:42 · answer #1 · answered by qlypie 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A husband and wife were traveling by car from London to Manchester. After a tiresome long distance of traveling, they were too tired to continue.They stopped at a nice hotel and took a room and planned to sleep for four hours and get back on the road.
When they checked out four hours later, the desk clerk charged them 750 pounds. The man exploded and demanded the reason for such a high price. The clerk told him 750 pounds was the standard rate. The man asked to speak to the Manager. The Manager listened to the man and explained the hotel had an Olympic sized pool and a huge conference center, and they featured spectacular shows available to the
clients.
"The best entertainers from germany, France, USA perform here, " he explained.
No matter what facility the Manager mentioned, the man replied, "But we didn't use it!"
"Well, it was here, so you could have" replied the manager.
"But we didn't!!" exclaimed the now rather angry man.
The manager was unmoved, and finally the man gave up and agreed to pay.
He wrote a cheque and gave it to the manager. The manager was surprised when he looked at the cheque.
"But sir," he said," this cheque is made out for only 200 pounds!"
"That's right," said the man," I charged you 550 pounds for sleeping with my wife."
"But I didn't!" exclaimed the manager.
"Well," the man replied, "She was here, and you could have"
2007-03-19 06:59:01 · answer #2 · answered by Stargate 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Watching people make their lives hell for a few extra dollars, a car with heated seats, and a fat friggin' TV.
In other words the tainting of the American dream by commercialism.
Advertisers are sodomizing you and laughing all the way to the bank as you toil in futility.
2007-03-18 11:15:05 · answer #3 · answered by George Stark 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
once a man got a lamp the genie said: You get 3 wishes his first wish:A Giant sandwich! wish 2:king of world a mob came he wished they were GONE! after that third wish instead of genie in the lamp the guy was after THAT!:The genie was a human and the stupid guy was a genie!
2007-03-18 11:08:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
George Bush got reelected. Thats funny, hes not very smart
2007-03-18 11:07:16 · answer #5 · answered by Brandon M 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
my friend thinks its funny but i don't
once a man found a genie and the genie said you get three wishes but whatever you wish for your wife gets double then he said a new car and his wife got to then he asked for a house and his wife got double ,then he asked to be beaten half to death so his wife got beaten to death
2007-03-18 11:17:27 · answer #6 · answered by pebbles 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dick Cheney trying to get a new hunting partner for this fall.
2007-03-18 11:07:45 · answer #7 · answered by Your Uncle Dodge! 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋