i am a very sick and p erverted person.
i dont want to be a sick and p erverted person 'cause the bible says its wrong (somewhere)
don't ask me how sick or p erverted i am because it is worse than you could imagine in your wildest dreams.
what should i do to become less sick and p erverted?
2007-03-18 03:43:54 · 24 answers · asked by philosophizer 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
hey somebody
i keep telling people that according to the book of Larry the flying spageti monsters are extinct
Larry killed them off thousands of years ago because they started telling humans that they were gods.
2007-03-18 03:52:14 · update #1
Bobby the wolf
if i didn't seperate the p from perverted then the censors would have blocked the question.
2007-03-18 03:55:13 · update #2
Become a monk.
2007-03-18 03:54:19 · answer #1 · answered by redwinegirl 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Look I don't normally just paste verses on answers. But I don't have a lot of time.
Matthew 9: 10 And it came to pass, as Jesus sat at meat in the house, behold, many publicans and sinners came and sat down with him and his disciples.
11And when the Pharisees saw it, they said unto his disciples, Why eateth your Master with publicans and sinners?
12But when Jesus heard that, he said unto them, They that be whole need not a physician, but they that are sick.
13But go ye and learn what that meaneth, I will have mercy, and not sacrifice: for I am not come to call the righteous, but sinners to repentance.
and then read Luke7: 36 - 50 . They will tell you how God thinks. Nevermind those that do not know Him.
2007-03-18 11:14:27 · answer #2 · answered by Christian Sinner 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why don't you try reading the Bible. God will show you how not to be sick and perverted. I would repent and turn from your wicked ways. Ask God to show you how to live. Once you repent, go and tell it publically.
If you stay perveted, God will not stand for that and will try to persuade you anyway He can. Otherwise if you don't turn to HIm, once you die, you will go to hell.
I am so glad you don't want to be sick and perverted.
Life is so much better with the Lord.
2007-03-18 13:00:29 · answer #3 · answered by blazek35 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Flying Spaghetti Monster waits to embrace you with open noodly appendages. Believe, and you shall be saved. Believe, and you shall have eternal life with an endless helping of parmesan cheese and meatballs.
2007-03-18 10:49:36 · answer #4 · answered by somebody 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Stop thinking of your self as sick and perverted.
This idea is simple religious nonsense that you have been taught. God gives us choices, this is refered to as free will.
Free will is something that God has given us so we can eventually learn what actions are loving and which are not, but you need to realize that it has its limitations.
Christianity teaches that our free will is so powerful that it can supersede the will of God. This is simple nonsense. God loves us too much to ever allow this to happen.
Our free will is constrained by the choices God makes available to us. That is all of the possible choices that are available to us, lead eventually to the exact same outcome. Some take us in more circuitous pathways but all of the possible choices eventually lead us back home to God.
So the answer is actually yes and no. We do have free will but it is constrained by the choices God allows for us to pick from. God simply loves us too much to allow us any choices that would allow us to become permanently lost to Him.
Many religions teach that this is not the case, that we can become forever lost due to our choices. This is a simple lack of faith in Gods love for us. A simple misunderstanding No more no less.
Love and blessings
Don
2007-03-18 10:48:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
read the bible everyday
follow the bible
go 2 church
develop a personal relationship wid god
pray everyday
talk 2 god
2007-03-18 10:51:46 · answer #6 · answered by ask_me_the_cool_gal 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow, that is getting a little annoying.
It's Perverted <----- see i attached the P with the rest of the word :)
and the only way you are going to change is if YOU change yourself.
No one not even God himself can Change you (free will and all) Only you can change yourself.
2007-03-18 10:51:56 · answer #7 · answered by Bobby 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I take the words of everyone here as honest. No one has any reason to lie. The God haters don't care what Christians think of them. Christian find it to be identified with Christ to be scorned by the unbelievers. These are what God promises to any willing to come to Him:
Isaiah 1:18
Come now, and let us reason together, saith the LORD: though your sins be as scarlet, they shall be as white as snow; though they be red like crimson, they shall be as wool.
I will add you to my prayer list.... Jim
2007-03-18 11:00:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pray and fast.
Pray to God and spill your heart and soul to Him. Let Him know everything: what you've done, the healing you desire, and your trust in Him and His saving grace. Than fast from food to prove your intent. If you are truly sincere God will start to work within you to heal you.
2007-03-18 10:58:54 · answer #9 · answered by Wookie 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i think you should become less of both as i think a pervert is just sum 1 who should be put away ,but try not to think about things that make you a pervert.
2007-03-18 10:49:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd advise cognitive therapy, it is often effective in changing sexual behaviors and ideation. You might want to see if you can learn to use the shift key at the same time.
2007-03-18 10:49:42 · answer #11 · answered by mjb63114 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋