3 pregnant ladies (2 brunettes, 1 blonde) go to see their doctor b/c they are going to find out the sex of their babies.
The doctor calls one brunette lady into his office from the waiting room, and asks her, "Were you on top or the bottom during conception?"
She says "Top," to which he replies, "Then you're having a girl."
The other brunette gets called in and is asked the same question.
She says, "Bottom," and the doctor tells her,"then it's going to be a boy."
The blonde is curious as to how these girls are finding out so fast because they were in and out of the office in just minutes.
The girls tell her, "the position you were in when you got pregnant determines what kind of baby you'll have. if you were on top, you'll have a girl, if you were on the bottom, you having a boy."
At that point, tears fill her eyes and she starts to head for the door.
The girls ask, "What's Wrong?"
She yells out, "I'm having puppies!!!!"
2007-03-18 03:12:50 · 14 answers · asked by John Redcorn 4 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
I told this joke to my fiance (who is a blonde) and she didnt get it. I thought maybe those of you who have a blonde g/f or finace might like to share this with them and see if you get a puzzled look from them just like I did. That's all. I thought I had already written this part at the top of the joke. Sorry!!!
2007-03-18 03:24:05 · update #1
I get it...I get it...How should I put it...? Hmmm....she was doing the doggie now wasn't she? Now I'm not being disgusting or anything...I'm just answering the Qn. So Pls forgive me if you had the wrong idea here.
2007-03-18 04:14:42 · answer #1 · answered by bugsy0072003 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Woof Woof
2007-03-18 10:18:48 · answer #2 · answered by cry baby gator 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Do you have a question re: Singles & Dating? This is a site for Questions & Answers. Plenty of other places online for posting of jokes.
2007-03-18 10:15:36 · answer #3 · answered by . 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
i am not a blonde and i dont get it either!
secondly dont you think you are in the wrong section....this site is not for posting jokes but for asking questions and quaries....search on google and you will find many sites where you csn post jokes..that should help you!
2007-03-18 10:36:54 · answer #4 · answered by bubbles 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
That was hysterical!!! Dont forget to post it in the "jokes and riddles" section of Yahoo answers. They would love to see it there.
2007-03-18 10:22:34 · answer #5 · answered by moo shell 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Wrong category but really cute. I'll be sure to send that to ALL my blond friends.Thanks.
2007-03-18 10:19:27 · answer #6 · answered by luh 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol ty for the joke, i was running out of blonde joke to pick on my blonde ladys friends,lol,, but if i get hurt from this...lol i telling them to come see you lol...
2007-03-18 10:18:11 · answer #7 · answered by ghostwalker077 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I'm lost. And I think your joke is in the wrong section.
2007-03-18 10:17:12 · answer #8 · answered by Rewind 4 · 1⤊ 3⤋
wow i was lookin for a laugh but that one was $hitty
2007-03-18 10:17:14 · answer #9 · answered by vetta b 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
there was no point in postin this. i mean hey maybe your the dumd blonde!!!!!!!!!!!!! this is a site for answers and questions!
2007-03-18 10:19:31 · answer #10 · answered by Nicole 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋