This is crime story. Five friends lived in a room, Namely MAD, BRAIN, FOOL, NOBODY, SOMEBODY. One day SOMEBODY killed NOBODY. At that time BRAIN was in bathroom, MAD called police. MAD: Is it police station??? Police: Yes, what is the matter?? MAD: SOMEBODY killed NOBODY. Police: Are you mad? MAD: Yes, I"m MAD. Police: Don`t you have BRAIN. MAD: BRAIN is in bathroom.... Police: you FOOL... MAD: No, FOOL is reading this joke.
• What is the meanings of SMS?.....Share My Sweetness,Search My Soul, Seek My Sweetheart, Succeed My Smartnss, See My Smile.So keep sending sms...
• You are ABCDEFGHIJKL! A-Adorable B-Brilliant C-Cute D-Dashing E-Exciting F-Fantastic G-Great H-Humorous I- Intelligent JKL-Joke Kaisa Laga.
• RAM LAL: Bhagwan mujhe dard de, Dukh de, tention de, mujhe barbad kar de, mere pichay Bhoot laga de..
BHAGWAN: abey sale ek line main bol k biwi chahiye!!
2007-03-18 03:08:57 · 26 answers · asked by ponkeyrumu 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
its very interesting specially the first one!
IT WAS REALLY BINDAS YAR!
2007-03-18 04:50:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bindas Jokes
2016-12-10 19:14:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Miss Wales
2016-03-18 05:10:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You get 1 Abbot and Costellos out of 10.
2007-03-18 03:22:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have already heard the crime story, but your S.M.S meanings are great, just like the ABCDEFGHIJKL. The last one too is new to me. Thank you for those.
2007-03-18 15:35:39 · answer #5 · answered by King of Hearts 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't get the last part but i do love the crime story joke. hahahha.
2007-03-18 03:12:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
joke is really very good. now let me tell u mine.
Girl: aisa khat likh sajna meri umar beet jaye padhne main.
Boy: 6i@h-Hghigmatjmwa!2349Djtg-mdjgmwp!!!!mabrr562^56<58*>
le ab padh ke bta
2007-03-18 04:19:13 · answer #7 · answered by hellopb 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
These jokes were fantastic
2007-03-18 06:47:30 · answer #8 · answered by mysterious 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You could have made it little more easy
2007-03-18 03:14:20 · answer #9 · answered by Clouds 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha... u should go to my Q & A and read my poems out there.
2007-03-18 05:08:32 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋