thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-03-18 03:03:02 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Question
A guy was waiting at home, he swang a metal pole then took 3 left turns and on his way back home there was a masked man waiting for him.What is he doing and who is the masked man?
Answer
He is playing baseball and the masked man is the catcher
Or...
Question
A man was found murdered on Sunday morning. His wife immediately called the police. The police questioned the wife and staff and got these alibis:
The Wife said she was sleeping.
The Cook was cooking breakfast.
The Gardener was picking vegetables.
The Maid was getting the mail.
The Butler was cleaning the closet.
The police instantly arrested the murdered. Who did it and how did they know?
Answer
It was the Maid. She said she was getting the mail. There is no mail on Sunday! (next day air and email doesn't count)
Or...
Question
A man and a womam just got married and they are flying to Hawaii for their honeymoon. As the couple were looking down into one of the largest volcanoes, the wife falls in and dies. The husband flies back to his home very sad.
The next day, he gets a phone. The person on the phone said " i know who killed your wife."
Who killed the wife?
Who called the husband?
How did they know?
Answer
the husband killed his wife.
the person who called was a flight attendant, because after reading about the death of his wife in the Newspaper she realized he bought one round trip ticket for himself and a one way ticket for his wife
Have a nice day ♥
2007-03-18 03:46:15 · answer #1 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 4⤊ 1⤋
This one is weird but here it is:
Question:There is this city and everything is black. The buildings, the trees, the people, almost everything. So this man is walking on the road in the morning and a car comes and it misses him. How did the car know he was there?
Answer:I didn't say the sky was black! It is impossible for the sky to be black and it was morning.
2007-03-18 03:26:28 · answer #2 · answered by brittanyroxy123 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
What is the difference between someone who makes up their own riddles?
2007-03-18 03:24:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
a man is on vacation leaving his home in the care of the maid. the man asks the maid to send him his mail to him because he is awaiting a very important document but he forgot that the mailbox needs a key in order for it to open. the maid calls him and tells him that she doesn't have the key for the mailbox. so the man puts the key in an envelope and sends it to her. 2 weeks pass and the man still hasn't received any of the mail. when he gets home he immediately fires the maid. was he right to do so???
answer: nope he shouldn't have fired her because he mailed the key therefore the key would be in the mailbox!!!! bahahaha. XD
2007-03-18 03:59:45 · answer #4 · answered by curious 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Q) There is only one railway track and two trains pass at 2 'o' clock without colliding with each other. How is this possible?
ANS:- one passed during the day and the other at night
2007-03-18 03:45:46 · answer #5 · answered by MONICA 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
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2007-03-19 02:09:50 · answer #6 · answered by rykkers 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
At noon and midnight the hour and minute hands are exactly coincident with each other. How many other times between noon and midnight do the hour and minute hands cross?
2007-03-18 04:09:06 · answer #7 · answered by Amy 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
what's black, blue, and red all over?
A newspaper!
2007-03-18 03:24:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋