A man is searching for the perfect wife and has 3 candidates...he cant decide which one is most suitable?

Question

so he sets them all a test..He gives them all £1000 and tells them to do what they want with the money
First lady spends it on a makeover, nice perfume, a new dress and tells him its because she wants to look nice for him, he was impressed
Second girl goes out an buys him a whole selection of gifts, and says she loves to spoil her man...again he was impressed
Third one invests all the money in stocks and shares, trebles the money, gives him the £1000 back and puts the rest in a joint account to pay for their wedding...he was impressed again
He thought about which one would be best as a wife, then chose the one with the biggest breasts

Answer 1

I dont see what guy see in breasts well maybe it's because i have them

Answer 2

confident they should and people who go away messages like the only above, want somebody to "clarify" a thank you to take a decision. adult males are no longer stupid, some are inspite of the undeniable fact that passive aggressive and merely won't do something they do no longer choose to and those are those like don;t deserve the different halves they seem to finally end up with.

Answer 3

Reminds me of a line from the 60's movie "Its a Mad, Mad, Mad World" - in which the Englishman tells Milton Berle:

"I will wager you anything you want that if American women stopped wearing bras tomorrow, the entire economy of your pitiful little country would collapse overnight."

Answer 4

Nice one.

Answer 5

Nice. Works for me too

Answer 6

That kind of reminds me of the old joke--- Why did the fat girl cross the street? To get to McDonald's.

Answer 7

typical man

Answer 8

You can't fault his logic.

Answer 9

great... typical dude

Answer 10

hahaha