A man is walking down the beach when he trips over a lamp.He picks the lamp up and rubs it and a genie pops out. I can allow you one wish says the genie.Okay says the man I hate flying and I hate sailing so I would like you to build a bridge between England and America so I can drive over. Give me a break says the genie it would mean using thousands of men and machines for such a project, please give me another chance. Okay says the man can you explain to me how a womans mind works.The genie sighs and says to the man Do you want lights on this bridge.?
2007-03-18 00:47:29 · 24 answers · asked by john j 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very funny you made me laugh thanx i needed to laugh. keep them coming.
2007-03-18 01:00:21 · answer #1 · answered by nicole t 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
L O L 9/10
2007-03-18 06:17:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
im a woman and were not that hard
take it from a woman that is hard to please
i want a clever man but not 1 with a chip on his sholder
a polite and caring man
a loving man
thats all we ask for
we dont want that fake gangster wanna be crap that turns us OFF
just be yourself!
maybe you should rent the film ' what women want'
it gives you all the information you need
2007-03-18 00:51:48 · answer #3 · answered by wiseyellowplum 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cooooool
2007-03-18 01:11:52 · answer #4 · answered by MagicalPixie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good, BUT so what if you can't work a woman's mind out, at least a WOMAN can work out a blokes mind-not alot in it, and always on about football, music or some other rubbish..
No offense...
2007-03-18 00:58:57 · answer #5 · answered by minniemix 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
spot the daftys that think ur out to get them!
duh joke, ta for the laugh been a while since i heard that 1
2007-03-18 10:35:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lighten up you idiots it's just a damn joke and a good one at that. Why are these blondes so serious. Get in another category if you want to be serious. whew!
2007-03-18 01:14:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2007-03-18 10:08:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quite amusing.
2007-03-18 00:53:04 · answer #9 · answered by Earwigo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
9 outta 10 laughz..! ;p
2007-03-18 00:51:20 · answer #10 · answered by fizadora 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋