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an action document drama about famous composers starring top movie stars Sylvester Stallone, Steven Segal, Bruce Willis, and Arnold Schwarzenegger were all present. Spielberg strongly desired the box office 'oomph' of these superstars, so he was prepared to allow them to select whatever composers they would portray, as long as they were very famous.

"Well," started Stallone, "I've always admired Mozart. I would love to play him."

"Chopin has always been my favourite, and my image would improve if people saw me playing the piano," said Willis. "I'll play him."

"I've always been partial to Strauss and his waltzes," said Segal. "I'd like to play him."

Spielberg was very pleased with these choices. "Sounds splendid."

Then, looking at Schwarzenegger, he asked, "Who do you want to be, Arnold?" So Arnold says, "I'll be Bach"

2007-03-18 00:18:34 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

17 answers

Nice one

2007-03-18 00:21:34 · answer #1 · answered by Ya-sai 7 · 0 0

Silly

2007-03-18 00:22:36 · answer #2 · answered by hdf69 5 · 0 0

Very Clever.

2007-03-18 00:59:27 · answer #3 · answered by Earwigo 6 · 0 0

i've got study this one on the internet till now. humorous factor is, i will rather think of Arnold Schwarzenegger asserting that... sturdy one, yet you need to be greater unique next time. =)

2016-10-18 23:48:20 · answer #4 · answered by fanelle 4 · 0 0

Cute.

2007-03-18 00:26:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Very not bad.
Not extraordinarily creative, but very very cute.
I liked it.

2007-03-18 07:53:38 · answer #6 · answered by j p 4 · 0 0

yes very nice play on words !!!!

2007-03-18 00:37:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

A piece of advice:- "DON'T GIVE UP YOUR DAY JOB! THAT one's been doing the "ROUNDS", since "ADAM" was a kid!

2007-03-18 02:49:11 · answer #8 · answered by Spike 6 · 0 1

very good

2007-03-21 10:35:19 · answer #9 · answered by angus r 5 · 0 0

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2007-03-18 00:23:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

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