Little Mark was doing math problems in his seat when his teacher calls on him.
"Mark?"
"Yeah, teach?"
"If there are three birds sitting on a bench, and you shoot one of them, how many would be left?"
"Nothing. The other birds would fly away." Little Mark replied.
"No. two birds would be left, but i like the way you are thinking. " His teacher said.
Little Mark then asked his teacher a question...
"How about this, teach: Three women are eating an ice cream in the ice cream parlor. One is biting, the other sucking, and the other licking her ice cream. Which of the three is married?"
The teacher thinks for a while, and answered..."maybe, the one who is sucking the ice cream?"
Little Mark replied.."Wrong!!!...the one that has a wedding ring on her hand. But i like the way you are thinking."
The teacher fainted, stunned at how smart little mark is, but she still survived... :0)
2007-03-18 00:09:44 · 10 answers · asked by ♪-e-l-l-e-♪ 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ummmmmmmmm......not bad
2007-03-18 00:12:04 · answer #1 · answered by Ya-sai 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oldie but goodie
2007-03-18 07:23:30 · answer #2 · answered by Michael b 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bravo.Are u the "MARK".I doubt it .But ur a girl.
10/10.
A * fr u.
2007-03-18 07:15:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha, nice one
2007-03-18 08:36:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before... But it's really nice, though!!!
2007-03-18 09:01:13 · answer #5 · answered by anjali k 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad
2007-03-18 07:19:13 · answer #6 · answered by Mel 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wasnt that the lil' johhny joke? anyway... it's hilarious! LOL!
2007-03-18 07:48:02 · answer #7 · answered by I need a vacation! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL funny
2007-03-18 07:12:34 · answer #8 · answered by Bizzaregrl 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yup, i heard that one before!
2007-03-18 07:13:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahah good one :D
2007-03-18 07:14:35 · answer #10 · answered by Lucky 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋