help me create some greatest fantasies?

Question

give me some stories of my greatest fantasies

Answer 1

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Answer 2

On Planet Druidia, Princess Vespa (a parody of Princess Leia) is about to get married to the boring and narcoleptic Prince Valium (who is the last prince in the galaxy, and thus they have to marry despite his characteristics). She runs off from the altar with her droid-in-waiting, Dot Matrix, and escapes into space.

Planet Spaceball has foolishly wasted all of its air and is desperate to find more. President Skroob (an anagram of "Brooks" and pun on screwball, played by Mel Brooks) and his top military leader, Dark Helmet (a parody of Darth Vader), along with his aide Colonel Sandurz (a pun on the creator/mascot for Kentucky Fried Chicken: Colonel Sanders, as well a parody of Imperial Officers like Veers, Tarkin, and Piett), devise a plan to kidnap Princess Vespa and extort Planet Druidia into giving all of its air to the Spaceballs. If they do not comply, they will reverse Vespa's cosmetic surgery, thus restoring her hooked nose.

Meanwhile, Vespa's father, King Roland, hires two rogues: Captain Lone Starr (a parody of Han Solo and Luke Skywalker) and Barfolomew, aka "Barf" (a mog, or man-dog halfbreed, who is a parody of Chewbacca), who are desperate for money to pay back their debts to Mafia boss Pizza the Hutt (an obvious parody of Jabba the Hutt, and a pun on the Pizza Hut restaurant chain)—to get Princess Vespa back to Druidia so that she can marry Prince Valium. They are helped by the wise alien sage known as Yogurt (A parody of Yoda) and the mysterious power he possesses, called the Schwartz (parody of the Force; "Schwartz" is a common Ashkenazi Jewish surname).

The movie features a lightsaber duel between Dark Helmet and Lone Starr, but instead of "sabers" as in Star Wars, they create a light beam emanating from their Schwartz rings. With their rings initially held in front of their pants, the light beams form an obvious phallic image.

In the end, Lone Starr and Barf are able to rescue the princess, destroy the Spaceballs' spaceship, and get the Druidian air back. And at the very end (of course), Lone Starr and Vespa get married. Pizza the Hutt gets trapped in his car and "ate himself to death". As for Skroob, Dark Helmet, and Colonel Sandurz, they survive a crash-landing on the Planet of the Apes.

Answer 3

* Princess Sarah, daughter of the king of Cornelia, is captured by Garland and taken to his castle (formerly the Temple of Chaos). She is rescued by the four Light Warriors who show up out of nowhere, each holding an Orb. The Orbs correspond to the four Elementals, and all have lost their shine.
* In thanks, the king builds a bridge to the east to allow the Light Warriors to continue their quest.
* The Light Warriors defeat the pirate Bikke, who gives them his ship in thanks for not cutting his head off.
* Deceived by Astos (who poses as a human king), the Light Warriors retrieve the Crown from the Cave of Marsh. Upon returning it to Astos, he betrays them and reveals his true form. However, the Light Warriors turn on him and slay him.
* The Light Warriors take the Crystal, hoarded by Astos, back to Matoya. In exchange, Matoya gives them a herb to cure the Elven prince with.
* Upon delivering the herb, the Elven prince gives the Light Warriors a magical key which can unlock any door. They use this to obtain TNT held inside Cornelia Castle.
* They deliver the TNT to a dwarf named Nelic, who builds a canal to the west.
* The Light Warriors arrive in Melmond and see the carnage caused by Lich. They head into the Terra Cavern and defeat a vampire living in its depths, but arrive at an impasse when the staircase to descend further is blocked off.
* They deliver the Ruby they find in the cave to a Titan, who allows them passage to Sage Sarda. Sarda offers them a magical Rod which can open the passageway downward. They follow the cave to its furthest depths to meet Lich and defeat him. The Earth Orb shines again.
* Lukin, a Sage in the town of Crescent Lake, gives the Light Warriors a Canoe to reach the Mount Gulg. They plumb its depths and defeat Kary, the Fire Fiend, restoring another Orb.
* The Light Warriors retrive the Floater Stone from the Ice Cavern and use it to resurrect the ancient Airship, allowing them full reign of the world's geography.
* The Light Warriors buy a Bottle from a desert merchant and use it to trap a fairy in the town of Onlak. The fairy gives them Oxyale, which allows them to breathe underwater. Thus fortified, they tackle the Sunken Shrine. They find a Rosetta Stone, a clue for the Lufenish language, which has long been lost. They also find the Water Fiend, Kraken, and defeat him to restore the third Orb.
* Dr. Unne in Melmond uses the Slab to teach the Light Warriors the language of the Lufenish. They travel to the sole remaining Lufenish town to discover the attempt of Tiamat to destroy them. They are given a Chime with which to enter the Tower of Mirage, which in turn leads to the Floating Castle.
* The Light Warriors travel to a waterfall cave, where a robot, programmed by the Lufenish, provides them with a Cube which allows them access to the Floating Tower. They travel there, using the Chime and Cube, and defeat Tiamat, restoring the last Orb.
* 2000 years in the past, Garland uses the power of the defeated Fiends to become the demon king Chaos.
* The Light Warriors, on the advice of the Crescent Lake Sages, use the time teleporter in the Temple of Fiends to travel back in time 2000 years, when they finally defeat Chaos.




The boys are at the county fair and they see a collection of "Martial Art Weapons of the Far East." Of course, the boys are too young to purchase the weapons and with some acting they convince the dealer that their parents are dead and he sells them the merchandise. With their new weapons in hand the boys become Ninja warriors in a wide-screen Anime style. They decide to go to Craig's house to show off, but Kyle is worried if they show off too much their parents will find out. At Craig's house they show of to him, Token and another friend. They leave and then encounter Butters but they quickly discount him. Butters returns home and becomes Professor Chaos, with his first task to deliver a pie to the Thompsons and then find the other boys. Cartman reveals that he has yet another Ninja power, his fifth. Kyle tells him that they are only allowed to have one power and they take away all of Cartman's powers. Then the Ninjas find they have a sworn enemy in Professor Chaos and a battle ensues. Cartman gets his powers back from Kyle and uses them to turn Kyle into a chicken; meanwhile the battle with Professor Chaos rages on. Kenny uses one of his Ninja throwing stars and hits Professor Chaos in the eye. Suddenly reality returns and Butters is there with a throwing star stuck in his eye. The boys are worried and try to figure out what to do about getting Butters help without letting their parents know that they have the weapons.

Stan tries to remove the star to no avail. Cartman gets the other to use their Ninja reasoning to help get them out this situation. They decide to disguise Butters as a dog and take him to an elderly veterinarian for treatment. On their way to the vet, they encounter Craig, Jimmy, Clyde and Token who now all have Ninja weapons of their own. Despite our boys attempt to not get anything started, a full scale wide screen Anime Ninja battle (complete with song and subtitles) ensues. The battle comes to a halt as our boys realize that Butters has disappeared. Butters meanwhile is wandering around aimlessly and finds his way to Hells' Pass Hospital. The doctor there mistakes him for a dog and suggests they call the animal shelter.

The story so far is recapped and the boys are still searching for Butters. Kyle suggests that they ditch their weapons to allow them to deny they had the weapons when their parents find out. Cartman tells Kyle that the Jew in him won't let him throw $15 away; Kyle tries, but Cartman is right. At the animal shelter Butters is placed in a kennel with a dog that craps on him. Back at the fair the boys try to return their weapons, but Craig and company arrive and report that they've seen Butters on the other side of the fairground. They see where Butters is, but it's on the other side of the auction, where all of their parents are in attendance. Cartman decides to use his special Ninja power of invisibility to go and get Butters. Cartman disrobes for the full effect and naked begins to make his way across the front of the stage. The auction goes quiet and Butters makes an appearance on stage and collapses. Later an emergency town meeting is held. The adults are outraged about what happened. That being that Cartman's penis was exposed on stage and with the local public access coverage of the auction; the exposed penis was also seen on cable television. Cartman cites it as "a wardrobe malfunction." Kyle, Stan and Kenny are relieved that their parents are more worried about exposed flesh than they are worried about violent weapons.



A shepherd-boy, who watched a flock of sheep near a village, brought out the villagers three or four times by crying out, "Wolf! Wolf!" and when his neighbors came to help him, laughed at them for their pains.
The Wolf, however, did truly come at last. The Shepherd-boy, now really alarmed, shouted in an agony of terror: "Pray, do come and help me; the Wolf is killing the sheep"; but no one paid any heed to his cries, nor rendered any assistance. The Wolf, having no cause of fear, at his leisure lacerated or destroyed the whole flock.
There is no believing a liar, even when he speaks the truth.




The sky was red. The grass was blue, it was
end of a particularly peaceful day for
Mr. Hashmill. Mr. Hashmill was lying down
on the grass in a secluded portion of the
park.
Mr. Hashmill or his first name Hank had been
laying there all day, upon learning of his
career situation. Hank had been fired, fired
from his dream job. Hank stayed at home for
weeks depressed but decided finally to move
forward.
Hank had a wonderful day there in the park
on the dry, blue summer grass, he had himself
a tonic, three yellow apples and a lustrous
peach. "Yes, and who might you be." Hank said
Upon noticing a beautiful stranger approaching
him. The beautiful stranger eagerly replied
"Lucy, and you can leave now". Hank retorted
"Hank Hashmill, thanks for asking, and ahem..
leaving". Lucy reiterated "Yes leaving and
soon". "Hey you can't make me leave a public
park" Hank defended. Lucy bitterly replied
"Yes I can, now leave you moron". "Excuse me
who are you calling moron, whore" Hank
angrily replied. Lucy nodded and walked away.
Hank was thinking why did she nod but in just
one minute she entered the area once again
with two shovels saying "either leave or help
me dig". Hank issued "Are those my only
options". Lucy exclaimed "yep" and tossed one
of the shovels at Hanks feet. Hank wanted to
leave but felt intrigued so he began to help
dig.
They dug for hours, the red sky had turned
pitch black in the area so Lucy had left to
get a lamp. when Lucy left Hank saw her
purse left on the ground so he grabbed it
and felt for a flashlight. Hank found one
and used it to go through her purse he found
a license and the name on it sent terror
through his soul, Kimberley Skott.
Kimberley Skott was a famous murder suspect
who had recently escaped prison. And at that
moment Hank knew what they were digging for
the proof, the only way they could convict
her is if they found the proof the body.
The person Kimberley was suspected of killing
was real estate mogul Karen Hallie who
had an affliction with banks. Karen didn't
trust them and that was her demise. As it is
told, Kimberley began an intamite relationship
with Karen and one night, while she was asleep
Kimberley finally after many tries located
the vault and the key. The key was found
first then the vault and before Kimberley
stole the money that same night she killed
Karen in her sleep. After which Kimberley took
the money and the body in the same deluxe
trash bags and hid them in the still
un-discovered place.
Hank knew this place must be it and without
hesitation ran into the woods with the flash
light at his side. Hank ran for at least a few
minutes until pausing and stupidly looking
back for at that moment he was struck to the
Forehead with a pickaxe. Kimberley slowly
scraped his head off the axe with her foot, and
dropped the axe to the side. Kimberley dropped
to the ground and pulled up Hank's corpse.
Kimberley found her way back to the area where
she continued shoveling till she found the bags
then she replaced the bags of, money with Hank.
Hank now would rest in the area he enjoyed so
much.

the end.