without looking relly fake
2007-03-17 20:35:31 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Alternative Medicine
Tell your parents you have a headache ask for some medicine go to bed a little early than usual wake up in the middle of the night make a little noise to where one of them will hear you when they ask what your doing say your looking for medicine because you have been up with your head hurting all night come time for you to get up in the morning make yourself start crying and tell them your head still hurts and get a cold wash rag and mope around and tell your mom you don't think you can make it at school and you just want to lay down worked for me ALL the time lol
2007-03-17 21:32:30 · answer #1 · answered by Samantha 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
This is really an unintelligent way of thinking. Somebody who knows you and is probably on this Answers site could squeal on you and your faking will lead to suspension from school. There is nothing more important at an early age in life than a good education. Without it, survival will be very hard.
2007-03-18 03:37:08 · answer #2 · answered by Yafooey! 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Headache... 'Coz there's no way that they can find out whether you are really having a headache or not. On top of that, also say that you have been very busy recently so you haven't had enough sleep, thus the headache. Doctors - and parents - fall for this, 'coz even when he knows that you are not really sick, usually they would understand that once in a while people can be tired, too. If you do this too often, of course they won't trust you anymore.
2007-03-17 20:51:42 · answer #3 · answered by Lisieux 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
There is really no best way to fake sick for school. The real it looks and the better you are at it, the more you are in real deep trouble. Learn to like school. It is not invented for nothing. Good Luck.
2007-03-17 22:48:42 · answer #4 · answered by AG 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would suggest advice from the movie "Ferris Butler's Day off". "Fake a stomach ache. Crouch into a ball moaning and groaning. While curled, lick your palms until they feel cold clammy. This might sound childish and immature , but so is parts of high school."
2007-03-17 20:53:39 · answer #5 · answered by Philatellic I.Y.C. 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Bring a small vial of ipecac syrup and pour it on some chewing gum. Tell the teacher you feel like your about to puke. If they don't believe you put the ipecac gum secretively in your mouth leave under your tongue and VOILA REAL PUKE!!! Then your teacher will feel guilty for not believing you! (If in class). If not in class and on the phone talk in a really hoarse voice. If you cant do that. Scream loud for 15 minutes until you feel hoarse and then talk on the phone with that voice!
2007-03-17 20:49:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Ipecac syrup. Its for kids who have ingested something poisonous. You can get it at the grocery store. It will make you throw up almost immediately. Don't overuse it though. It will tear up your throat.
2007-03-18 01:04:23 · answer #7 · answered by jenna11rn 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
you should tell your parents the night before that you have head ache and stomach ache. they will believe you of course. that's the best way...
2007-03-17 20:59:07 · answer #8 · answered by eartha_yu18 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
it's best to say that your "sick" the night before...thats what I do! just go to your parents door and say..."i don't feel good..do u have any medicine i can take"...it always works
2007-03-17 20:41:15 · answer #9 · answered by LadyPureDee 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I don't think you should be skipping school - your spelling is terrible!
2007-03-17 20:45:01 · answer #10 · answered by lizziebabe 2 · 3⤊ 2⤋