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To use an old Steve Martin line: "...yeah, I make a lot of money..."

2007-03-17 18:03:18 · answer #1 · answered by dweed 3 · 0 0

Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? (pull pockets inside out)

2007-03-17 18:05:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

guy to gal> do you have a sister cause I saw someone like you and just dying to meet them.

2007-03-17 18:02:41 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

If you want to get slapped, just grab her butt and say "Excuse me, is this seat taken?"

BTW, that never works as well as "Hello."

2007-03-17 18:01:56 · answer #4 · answered by idahoturkey 4 · 1 0

"is that a pistol in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?"

...stolen from the late great Mae West (whom I resemble, lucky me!)

2007-03-17 18:02:34 · answer #5 · answered by Baby'sMom 7 · 0 0

You know what would look good on you?
ME!

(I am a female...it was said to me.)

2007-03-17 18:06:36 · answer #6 · answered by gg 7 · 0 0

If you were a laser, you'd be set on "stunning".

that one always makes me laugh :)

2007-03-17 18:04:00 · answer #7 · answered by ניקול 4 · 0 0

So who is your boyfriend? Oh, you dont have one? How can a girl like you not have a boyfriend.....

2007-03-17 18:01:17 · answer #8 · answered by LessNes 3 · 1 0

i hope you know cpr! cause everytime you walk by you take my breath away!

2007-03-17 18:26:52 · answer #9 · answered by dixie58 7 · 0 0

do f*** on first dates.. or i suppose a f***s out of the question

2007-03-17 18:01:53 · answer #10 · answered by conan 4 · 0 1

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