That's cheating!
2007-03-17 17:52:47 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Upon seeing the knothole in the wooden fence, the hormonal young moron decided to insert his flesh cork inside; he was mortally embarrassed when two laughing paramedics had to extricate him from his predicament.
2007-03-17 17:58:04 · answer #1 · answered by knight2001us 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cut the knothole out of the wood before you use it!
2007-03-18 00:56:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Some guy on here is asking some pretty stupid and childish questions, what a knothole!
2007-03-18 00:56:13 · answer #3 · answered by TWT 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay, here goes:
As a teen I once read a story in Penthouse Forum about how a redneck boy used a knothole in lieu of a female companion but having looked into many such woody orifaces and seeing the occupants, I assumed it would be detrimental to my health to try it.
2007-03-18 07:00:32 · answer #4 · answered by Neo Tarantula 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The coolest knothole pattern I ever saw was on a wood panel in my church right across from where the choir sat. If you stared at it, it looked like Christ suffering on the cross! I swear! True story!
2007-03-18 01:01:31 · answer #5 · answered by Pixie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jimmy brought the whirring blade of the chainsaw down, it cut into the felled tree like a warm knife to butter. They needed firewood, lots of it, before the snow began to fly. Megan looked westward; the sky was an ominous shade of bluish grey. Suddenly, the chainsaw whined, bucked, and in an instant Jimmy was on the ground convulsing. The chainsaw growled from its resting spot a foot or so away. Megan's heart froze and her stomach lurched. He'd hit a knothole in the wood. Blood gushed from the wound on the inside of his thigh. She knew he'd hit the femural artery. And they were miles from help...
2007-03-18 09:53:47 · answer #6 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This piece of maple , that I want to build a cupboard out of , has a knothole right where my next nail should go....
2007-03-18 00:59:55 · answer #7 · answered by missellie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Did you see his teeth? He could eat corn through a knothole in a fence!" LOL Sorry i think it is funny. Hopefully I used the word right!
2007-03-18 00:58:02 · answer #8 · answered by txgirl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The squirrel got his head stuck in a knothole on my balcony trying to get food from the bird feeder.
2007-03-18 00:56:34 · answer #9 · answered by Crazymom 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
A partially eaten doughnut is knothole.
2007-03-18 00:56:15 · answer #10 · answered by debdini 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋