Ok use these phrases...I want a real naughty lover boy story!?

Question

1. Oh no we can't do that....Can we?
2.How did it get soooo big....Is that real!
3.Why not try it here....You may like it.
4.I saw someone in the window.
5. You are so handsome....I am gonna die!
6. You said what!.....Your married

Answer 1

(I WAS going to go to bed,like the rest of the universe,but,...here goes!!)

As Marshal Matt Dillon was crossing the dusty main street of Dodge City to check the doors for the evening, he heard some sounds...some VEWY VEWY strange sounds. He quietly went over to investigate. (2)"How did it get soooo big....Is that real," could be heard from a dark alley way. Matt discreetly coughed and stated that it was time for everyone, even the HORNY residents of Dodge, to go home. Matt continued on his way, with the sound of those two in the alley way, singing in his ears.
He started thinking about Kitty. It was late ,but Matt had a hard
......(.gotcha!!) Matt had a hard time pushing certain thoughts out of his head. The Longbranch was locked up so Matt walked around back, to see if he could throw something ....."Wait a minute," Matt said to himself. (4) I saw someone in the window. He picked up some little stones and threw them at the window. Soon Kitty appeared. "Kitty! It's me. Let me in." Kitty flashed a wedding ring in the glow of the moonlight and told him that she was married. (6)"You said what!.....You're married???!!!!" "Yes, Matt. When you ran off with Sunshine I decided it was time to stop waiting for you."
"Oh,Kitty....oh. Let me come up anyway!" (1)"Oh no we can't do that....Can we?," asked Kitty.
Well, in a few minutes she came down and let him in. She looked at Matt. HIs rugged,weather-beaten face was still so dear to her. (5) "You are so handsome....I am gonna die!," Kitty thought to herself. Matt asked her if she was happy."Not really. He's never here and when he DOES come home he's usually too tired to ......you know." Matt's hopes started to rise,along with his levis. (naughty Sunshine) "You mean he's not...satisfying you?" Matt reached out for her and she fell in his arms. A sweet embrace turned into serious hugging. Matt lowered his head and kissed her...over and over again. "Oh,Matt. I want you!!! I want you BAD!!!" (3) "Why not try it here....You may like it," muttered Matt as he gasped for air? Kitty looked around for a second......"Hell, why not?"
And they tell me that as far away as Hayes City, a loud cry could be heard...."Yippee ky AYYYYYYYYYY !!"

Answer 2

naw, don't do that i don't know where you've been or where you have had your hands. they look a little funky. you keep your funky fingers to yourself beeaaaach! No way, i don't need what you are spreading around. hell no. you saw the police car pull up cause i called them when you came into my room asking for money. i aint all that handsome but you just might die if the police dont take you the hell on to jail. yes, i am married and she is in the car getting her damn pistol fool! you just don't know a woman with a temper like my wife. we get this kind of crap all the time. bieeeeeth! haven't you heard i am running for President of the USA, get the hell outta here.

Answer 3

1. Yes we can... I have a don't as don't tell policy

2. It got so big because of you! And yes... it is allllllllll real!

3. I'll give anything a shot.... twice....

4. That's just my probation officer checking up on me.... no worries.

5. Well, I have been compared to John Goodman...

6. Did my wife tell you we are married? What AM i going to do with her....

Answer 4

Would like to but Community Guidelines prohibit me from answering

Answer 5

well this is freaky, my girlfriend is 37 and I am 21. Freaky enough !! Have a good day with some oil and music

Answer 6

michael jackson?

Answer 7

this is too long to spend my time on.

Answer 8

your sick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! im not going to flag u though

Answer 9

as is.