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call me your baddest name!!!!

2007-03-17 17:28:08 · 5 answers · asked by Pumpkin Headed Murderer 2 in Arts & Humanities Theater & Acting

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Vapid, vacant, parasitic tramp! You have all the intelligence and personality of a Barbie doll left on a dashboard in the hot sun for too long.


How's that? (I used it on my sister in-law last week. Sure as hell made her cry like a baby).

2007-03-17 17:39:51 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 1 1

It sounds like English; it even looks like English, but I can't understand a word you're blabbering.

Clearly, you spend way too much time in darkened rooms in front of your seven-year-old computer turning a whiter shade of pale. Go outside once in a while and breathe, before your brain starts to rot from all that festering stagnation and cognitive dysfunction.

If brains were gasoline, you wouldn't have enough to run an ant's go-kart around the inside of a donut.

You are obviously suffering from Clue Deficit Disorder. Oh well, at least you only charge what your free advice is worth.

Do you speak any language that non-gibbering idiots can understand? Rumor has it that you are almost incomprehensible in person (as revealed by your desperate urge to babble nonsensically on message boards.) No doubt, this rumor is true.

If there's an idea in your head, it's in solitary confinement. Generally, there is nothing wrong with having nothing worthwhile to say - unless you insist on saying it.

Maybe you wouldn't come across as such a jellyfish-sucking mental midget if you weren't an 'idiot savant' without the 'savant' part; or if you weren't so ugly that even the tide wouldn't take you out.

In conclusion, thank you. We were all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view. Now get the hell out of here!

2007-03-17 17:44:16 · answer #2 · answered by Noor al Haqiqa 6 · 0 1

While I would thoroughly enjoy unleashing a barrage of misdemeanors in your general direction, I'm afraid that one with the brain capacity of a--well, you--would not be able to comprehend such trivial matters.

2007-03-18 05:03:31 · answer #3 · answered by booda2009 5 · 0 0

U are nothing but a worthless piece of crap thats so ugly God didnt even want you to come from his @sshole.

2007-03-17 18:50:56 · answer #4 · answered by sexxisha 3 · 0 1

Why would you post something like that? why not post a question that promotes positivity?

2007-03-17 17:44:01 · answer #5 · answered by cdaae663 4 · 0 1

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