AP
March 23, 2007
The Confession Backfired
Humorists are having a field day with the confession:
Mohammed's confession admits to 31 planned and actual attacks all over the world, including blowing up the Panama Canal & assassinating presidents Carter and Clinton and the Pope. Having taken responsibility for the whole ball of wax along with everything else that he could imagine, he was the entire show. No other terrorists needed."Mohammed's confession of crimes and plots is so vast that Katherine Shrader, Associated Press reports that the Americans who extracted Mohammed's confession do not believe it either.
'I'm a very dangerous mastermind,' said Mohammed, who (YES! We weren't supposed to hear this !)) confessed to the kidnapping of the Lindbergh baby, the Brink's robbery, St. Valentine's Day Massacre, and the Lincoln and McKinley assassinations.
If there was anything remaining of the Bush regime not already discredited, Mohammed's confession removed any reputation left.
2007-03-17 16:11:53 · 9 answers · asked by rare2findd 6 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
I have no idea what recon is ranting about. He appears a troubled man., but perhaps a gladator as well.
2007-03-17 17:16:08 · update #1
He is also responsible for the Chernobyl disaster, shot Regan, the Titanic, the Chinese Famine of 1907, the pileup on I95 and much more. He will be held responsible when the republicans lose the Whitehouse in 2008.
2007-03-17 22:44:43 · answer #1 · answered by Ralph65 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Did he confess to being the current president of the USA too?
2007-03-17 23:22:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I am soooo relieved to know that Bush has been cleared of responsibility!
The poor man has been so torn over the bad press!
ACHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
2007-03-17 23:19:40 · answer #3 · answered by Noor al Haqiqa 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Apparently he was behind the grassy knoll in Dallas as well.
2007-03-17 23:16:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
If you hate bush so much...just leave the country. Go live in Iraq. I know you wont go there because the country is so screwed up....OK here ya go with the its bush that made it that way. I am sure that bush helped him murder his own people held down the men and women that his sons raped oh yea and that bush knew about 911. Get out of your parents basement get off of ssi. stop thinking that "they" are out to get you. PLEASE go get a real life. You need a plane ticket ? i will buy you a first class seat if you just shut up and leave the states. someone like you I'm sure has NEVER served in the military. you most likely have a very sad life with nothing better to do. I feel bad for people like you, your life is full of crap you have NO clue to the real world. go to Iraq...go live in Iran or Korea. The people you get off on calling names are the same ones that give you the rights to come here and talk down to our leaders. I served in the Army. You can reply with a thank you. You sleep safe at night because of people like me. I gave up time from my family on many occasions to leanr my skills in the Army and i took 8 1/2 months out of my life in 90/91. Right or wrong i get the all i go. People like you like clinton because he never rocked the boat. He had 5 chances to kill osoma but would not take the call, He let 17 men on a navy ship die and he did not do a damn thing about it, what if one of the sailors was your family member would you be ok with clinton not doing a damn thing about it.. There were 5 incidents that hapened on clintons watch and he did NOTHING....oh wait he did get that oral favor in the oval office...you remember that one ? He said he did not have relations with that woman...but then said he did. Im sure your on the there was no WMD in iraq train. let me ask you something, if you shoot a man would you hide the weapon in your house ? of course not...guess what dumb *** had WMDs and he took them to another country. Why would he not let the inspectors in to look around. BECAUSE he was hiding stuff. Even someone with a low IQ like you can understand that. nothing to hide / come on in and look around all you want
2007-03-17 23:37:39 · answer #5 · answered by recon 2 · 0⤊ 4⤋
Shhhhhh quiet a Republican might hear you. Or is that " It's wabbit season!! Republicans are hunting wabbits!!" hahahaha....
2007-03-17 23:19:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Don't blame Bush -- unless he actually claimed to believe it.
2007-03-17 23:16:51 · answer #7 · answered by coragryph 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
It is what happens when people in the media go off half cocked with their unnamed sources.
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2007-03-17 23:17:54 · answer #8 · answered by Jacob W 7 · 0⤊ 4⤋
He shot JR too...
2007-03-17 23:19:41 · answer #9 · answered by Zapatta McFrench 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋