She would have wanted it that way.
2007-03-17 16:09:43 · 27 answers · asked by ? 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
You do realize that human ashes leak an oily substance, right? So you better make sure the box is lined with wax paper and a biscuit to absorb any humidity.
2007-03-17 16:16:31 · answer #1 · answered by Ella 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Sure. Everything but the kitchen sink is in a KFC big box. Why not your wife's ashes. Don't get them mixed in with the gravy though.
2007-03-17 16:13:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Well as long as you do it before next Wednesday. See cuz if you get them on Wednesay then it'll be White Trash Wednesday and everyone'll be snarfin' on KFC an you could like forget which box is your wife an which box y'all are supposed to eat.
Then you'd be eatin' yer wife's box and everyone'd be all, "This here chick'n tastes kinda dry. Did the Colonel change his secret recipe of 11 herbs and spices to just one spice - charcoal? I think I need to drizzle this in some sausage gravy."
And that'd be real bad cuz then everyone'd show up to the sprinkling of ashes at the local Kmart (as per your lovely wife's will) and they'd be like, "Derwood, man, where's your wife?" An you'd be like, "I ate her."
2007-03-17 17:04:21 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL nah he probably hears crap like that all the time! He probably got a free 3 piece out of the deal...by the way-are you going to sit her above the stove as remembrence or scatter her ashes???
2007-03-17 16:14:04 · answer #4 · answered by Screaming Banshee 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Did you remember to take the french fries out first? I hope they didn't pour the gravy on top of the ashes.
2007-03-17 16:12:07 · answer #5 · answered by johN p. aka-Hey you. 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Sure it was OK, as long as the box came with cole slaw.
2007-03-17 17:25:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
if that's what she would have wanted. just keep her away from the store cause i dont want to eat her next time i go to KFC!
2007-03-17 16:16:06 · answer #7 · answered by fairy_dust_xo 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well, I often retrieve my husband's mother from the airport in our neighbor's cow trailer.
But, who am I to judge?
2007-03-17 16:20:18 · answer #8 · answered by clever nickname 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, scrooge, we wear the chains that we forge in life.
2007-03-17 16:23:53 · answer #9 · answered by Benji 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Shoot, that's how I would want it too. As long as the box isn't greasy. If he doesn't think it's ethical or whatever, slap him
2007-03-17 16:16:42 · answer #10 · answered by Lucy 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋