if any?
Mine always threatened to "crown" me.
"Where the hell is my pickle fork?"
"You've ruined it for us all" (shouted usually in a public place when i dumped over my water glass bc God forbid I drink anything else!)
She also liked calling me by the Lord's name. I thought I was actually named Jesus Christ until I was about 9.
2007-03-17 15:05:46 · 28 answers · asked by vegetable soup 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Jesus Joseph and Mary was also used frequently in our house!!!!
As was I'll give you something to cry about!
2007-03-17 15:10:23 · update #1
HAHAHAH! My moms phrases were:
Jesus Christ on a crutch Karen!
Stop crying before I give you something to cry about!
Stick it in your nose again and I will cut it off!
And on occassion I heard her refer to my one or all of my brothers as Square *** F*ck Holes. I have no idea what that even is, but she had a habit of making up her own swear words.
2007-03-17 15:12:54 · answer #1 · answered by Karen 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
My mom (mum) left me with a lot of fun memories but the best of them all was this little diddy:
There once was a farmer who took a young miss,
inback of the barn where he gave her a...
Lecture on horses and chickens and eggs
and told her that she such beautiful...
Manners that suited a girl of her charms,
a girl that he wanted to take in his...
Washing and ironing and then if she did,
they could get married and raise lots of...
Sweet violets , sweeter than the roses, covered allover with sweet violets.
You can ask my younger sisters the rest of the verses!!!
2007-03-17 23:35:58 · answer #2 · answered by juan.hunglo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my top ten shes crazy save me
1.what the f**k is wrong with you
2. if you don't shut the f**k up ill give you something to cry about
3.your head would fall off if it wasn't attached
4.why are you so stupid
5. do you want me to kill you
6.why did i have you again
7.i don't give a flying rats a**(that's weird)
8.want in one hand s**t in the other
9.your slower then molasses on Christmas day
10.don't mess with the big girls if you don't want to get hurt
(oh she bugs me and swears alot)im 16 and these are said ten times a day usally between being choked or smaked same with my 6 and 12 year old bros
2007-03-17 22:17:06 · answer #3 · answered by car crash hearts 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
If you were messing about with something, she would say: "You won't be happy until you've broke it" Or: "If you fall out of that tree and break you legs, don't come running to me" If you came home a bit grubby from playing in the street she would say: "Look at you, you're filthy dirty"
2007-03-17 22:31:22 · answer #4 · answered by stef555stef 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, my mom said I'm outta here and your dad is raising all of you. I was 4 at the time.
Now, as for dad. It was usually "quit crying before I give you something to cry about" or "if all of your friends jumped off of a bridge would you do it to?" This came after all the trouble started in my early teens
2007-03-17 22:10:08 · answer #5 · answered by Nagitar™ 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
If you dont stop crying i'll give you something to cry about.
So help me i'll take my hand off your face.
Gods sake you could find water in a desert, usually after managing to get completely soaked in an inch of water.
2007-03-17 22:08:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
She called me a lilsumofabitch in between beatings. I couldn't talk back or see the swings coming due to my eyes and mouth being swelled shut. I got her back when she was old and grey though. Her wheelchair mysteriously went down the stairs with her in it, it was great.
2007-03-17 22:10:39 · answer #7 · answered by muddbutts 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
She had so many!
If you don't stop that I am going to go straight up and turn left.
My name is not mom anymore.
What the hell?
She would also describe things as being "severe" often.
I sure do miss her!
2007-03-17 22:51:22 · answer #8 · answered by mom 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Theyre in spanish lol a clean way of sayin cuss words kinda like "mother trucker" i get a laugh out of them i use them sometimes lol
2007-03-17 22:11:27 · answer #9 · answered by FLAKO 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
my mum used to call herself muggins when I was naughty (or she thought I was)
and Jesus Mary Joseph!!! was repeated on numerous occasions
2007-03-17 22:08:51 · answer #10 · answered by thebear 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋