How to mess up someone's car?

Question

I got screwed over by the father of my unborn child and I think its time for revenge. So out curiosity, how much sugar would it take to completely screw up the engine of a car and what are some other interesting alternatives? I want the car unable to function.

I'm not asking what to do about the pregnancy so stop giving advice on that. Stick to the question people!

Answer 1

A cup of sugar'll do it. Water works as well, as do tampons and ping-pong balls. Alternatively:

Just open the hood, play "Eenie Meenie Miney Moe" with the engine parts and remove one or two. The top air filter is good.

Stick just about anything up the tailpipe (I don't recommend this one, the fumes could end up killing him).

Soak some paper towels (preferably a lot) in gasoline, buy some cheap asbestos gloves to handle them, form them into a ball and stick them to any part of the car (I like the windshield the best). They're practically impossible to get off once they dry.

Tar the windows. Lighting the tar is optional.

Pound some nails into the body.

Glue tacks to the windshield wiper blades.

Put about a cup of gas in the muffler (again, not the best idea in the world, it makes a jet of flame about 30 feet long).

This one is the best, but probably a bad idea as well: Mix powdered aluminum and powdered ferrous oxide (rust, ya dingbat!) in equal quantities. It creates a substance called thermite. Buy a magnesium strip. Put the thermite powder (a very small amount, probably about the size of a quarter or half-dollar) on the hood of his car, stick the magnesium strip in the center and light the strip. Back away a few feet, this **** vaporizes carbon steel. It'll burn through the hood of the car all the way to the pavement. ^_^

Note that I accept no responsibility for the consequences of doing ANY of this. If you get arrested or severely injured, it' syour own damn fault. However, I can't abide people like the father of your child, which is the only reason I'm giving you the information.

Answer 2

Don't do that please...I'm a very noble boy and didn't do anythinfg wrong. I can tell you but I will feel guilty if you apply this objective. Now he is a man & not a father of an unborn child. We can't tell. The child may die.

Listen.....pierce a pin in the tyre of his car. There'll be no sound. And I remembered something on hearing the word "screw". Take a screw driver and detach his tyre from the car by revolving the screw driver.Remember....the tyre on the other side of where he sits to drive will be opened. (i.e. right) He will not see it and then when he begins to drive, he'll get a jerk over 15 miles or kilometres per hour. Do it secretly.

Answer 3

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Answer 4

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How to mess up someone's car?
I got screwed over by the father of my unborn child and I think its time for revenge. So out curiosity, how much sugar would it take to completely screw up the engine of a car and what are some other interesting alternatives? I want the car unable to function.

Answer 5

Don't do anything yourself as you will be the prime suspect to the police. Pay some junkie to do it instead. BTW - Forget the sugar. 1 qt bleach poured into the oil fill will seize the engine in under a minute after it is started. Take care of that baby, don't get caught...

Answer 6

thought I don't thing its right to do, you could take the valve stems out of his tires, put as much sugar in the gas, just make sure to clean it up afterwards. putting balogna on the car will eat away at the paint, so cut it up into letters and send a message if you want. use steel wool on the windows to scratch them up good too I suppose. But seriously, I don't think doing any of that is a wise thing to do, cuz it is wrong, illegal, immoral, etc....

Answer 7

Here is some good advise. Don't do it yourself you will end up in jail. They always catch you, now or later. Don't have to have your child in jail. Put nails and tacks under he tires and put water in his gas tank alot of it. Do not leave foot prints. Water can accumulate in gas tanks if there is a crack in the gas line. And he ran over the nails, you didn't put them in there.

Hypothetical of course.

Answer 8

Weeellll, prolly about a whole bag of sugar in the gas tank. Like one of those 4 pound bags. You could also soak a towel in gasoline, make sure that it reaches the ground from the gas tank, and light the towel, and run like hell.

Answer 9

Delaaaay anger is the solution!!!!! Wait a little longer and a little longer and than you are no longer that upset. Why are you going to jeopardize your pregnancy, your freedom, your piece of mind over something that no matter what you do he does not want to be a part of.....
Have him pay child support by having a paternity test and move on with your life. Your hormones are all crazy right now so relax and do not do anything that you will regret. Damaging his car will only demonstrate to him that he made the right choice by not being supportive with you and the baby right now. Abuse is the weapon of the vulgar. Are you one of those or you are just very upset right now? Anger is momentary madness so delay your reaction in order to control anger. You should control your anger and not anger control you.

Answer 10

What a terrible thing to want to do to anyone car!!!! I think maybe you should concentrate on how to become a good Mother. Learn to install values in yourself and child. When someone does you wrong , turn, walk away, why come down to their level? Take care of yourself and that wonderful new life you'll be bringing into the world. Lets make it a "good" world starting with our own actions.